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Dragon Phoenix
Forum Senior Member Joined: August 31 2004 Status: Offline Points: 1475 |
Posted: July 18 2005 at 03:21 | |||
Stumbled on this one: FOCUS Live at the Rainbow — One-hit wonders ("Hocus Pocus"). This band never went anywhere, musically nor conecptually. Amazing how a career can be propped up by one song, but here it is. Truly a feat of prestidigitation (hocus pocus!)!
A (bad) review of the band, rather than the album.
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Seyo
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: May 08 2004 Location: Bosnia Status: Offline Points: 1320 |
Posted: July 18 2005 at 17:21 | |||
I am reading it again - actually it is hilarious!!! It's too crazy for a fake! |
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Sean Trane
Special Collaborator Prog Folk Joined: April 29 2004 Location: Heart of Europe Status: Offline Points: 20239 |
Posted: July 19 2005 at 03:03 | |||
This was pointed at our attention some 10 months ago! made all of us laugh! I was sure it got taken away , but apparently not! |
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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter keep our sand-castle virtues content to be a doer as well as a thinker, prefer lifting our pen rather than un-sheath our sword |
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Cygnus X-2
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 24 2004 Location: Bucketheadland Status: Offline Points: 21342 |
Posted: July 19 2005 at 03:12 | |||
KING CRIMSON - In the Court of the Crimson King (1969)
Review (Permanent link) by Maciek (Mephew) @ 6:27:30 PM EST, 7/18/2005 — So... It`s simply a masterpice of progressive music like Dark Side Of The Moon or Close To The Edge. I don`t know how dare people give it something less then 5 stars! The Court Of The Crimson King is one of the most important album in all music. Even though it isn`t my favourite King Crimson album, I respect it and love it. Besides, The best one I consider to be Islands). If you have`t listened this masterpice it means you do not anything about art music. Here we shall not find any filler or something like that. Every one of these five is sheer beauty. I think that talking about this album endlessly is pointless. Everything was said. Now there is nothing left but only listen this masterpice
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Sean Trane
Special Collaborator Prog Folk Joined: April 29 2004 Location: Heart of Europe Status: Offline Points: 20239 |
Posted: July 19 2005 at 03:18 | |||
Thanks Seyo! This guy has been calling me stupid from the day I wrote my review, and I never noticed it! Must be because his point of view is so important , well thought out that nobody noticed it four some 17 months. I shall however ask M@X to wash my honour anew! Edited by Sean Trane |
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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter keep our sand-castle virtues content to be a doer as well as a thinker, prefer lifting our pen rather than un-sheath our sword |
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Tony R
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: July 16 2004 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 11979 |
Posted: July 19 2005 at 16:57 | |||
It's all true Hugues!!! This guy has obviously followed the old adage:know thine enemy! |
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Easy Livin
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: February 21 2004 Location: Scotland Status: Offline Points: 15585 |
Posted: July 19 2005 at 17:25 | |||
He said what we were all thinking Tony, eh!
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Drachen Theaker
Forum Senior Member Joined: April 22 2005 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 376 |
Posted: July 19 2005 at 18:57 | |||
This week's award for most skilful use of the cut and paste keys - spot the subtle difference in these two reviews. Prognosis is a plagiarist! (and his review should be removed)
EMERSON LAKE & PALMER (ELP) Brain Salad Surgery — 2,5 stars because it is a peak in progressive rfock in its own way , but I'm not sure this is a positive way. Most ELP fans vote for this one as their fave album and it is easy to see why. Apart from the stunning fold-out artwork sleeve , there are IMO some major flaws with this album.
This is the album where ELP goes overboard as Yes did with Tales Of Topographic Ocean or Jethro Tull with A Passion Play. I believe that ELP was still faithfull to themselves as they did this album with great care but probably were too confident that they could do no wrong. But they did!!Karn Evil 9 is , of course the highlight but I find it over-long, intently difficult and relatively obtuse in purpose and self-importance - (Welcome Back My Friend To The Show That Never Ends) - surely this track never ends. I also hate the fake carrib steel drums (and if they are real , I hate them also) in the third movement. Toccata is another of the re-working the classics and Bouncer is yet another ragtime piece - Boooring!!! Actually the only thing I can still ear is the Lake-penned Still, You Turn Me On - the obvious commercial track. Best avoid starting with this album as this might put off the newcomers. In itself this is still a classic but to me , this is not essential and rarely listen to it . EMERSON LAKE & PALMER (ELP) Brain Salad Surgery
Review (Permanent link) by Prognosis @ 4:31:51 PM EST, 7/19/2005 — Most ELP fans vote for this one as their favorite album and it is easy to see why. Apart from the stunning fold-out artwork sleeve , there are IMO some major flaws with this album. This is the album where ELP goes overboard as Yes did Close to the Edge or Jethro Tull with A Passion Play. I believe that ELP was still faithfull to themselves as they did this album with great care but probably were too confident that they could do no wrong. But they did!!Karn Evil 9 is overplayed- overrated song- I find it over-long, intently difficult and relatively obtuse in purpose and self-importance - (Welcome Back My Friend To The Show That Never Ends) - surely this track never ends. I also hate the fake carrib steel drums (and if they are real , I hate them also) in the third movement. Toccata is another of the re-working the classics and Bouncer is yet another ragtime piece - Boooring!!! Actually the only thing I can still ear is the Lake-penned Still, You Turn Me On - the obvious commercial track. So as far a Reccomendation- I would say stay away- unless your willing to take a risk. |
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Cygnus X-2
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 24 2004 Location: Bucketheadland Status: Offline Points: 21342 |
Posted: July 20 2005 at 00:45 | |||
YES - Close to the Edge (1972)
Review (Permanent link) by Mattttt @ 11:04:17 PM EST, 7/19/2005 — This album is the holy grail of 70s prog music. I have been in love with every part of this album since i bought it about 2 years ago. It is the only album that i can throw on any time of the day and enjoy everypart of. This is deffinatley a must buy for anyone who is a fan of symphonic progrock.
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Sean Trane
Special Collaborator Prog Folk Joined: April 29 2004 Location: Heart of Europe Status: Offline Points: 20239 |
Posted: July 20 2005 at 03:17 | |||
What is this ?!? The Shoot-on-Chantraine-reviews-week ?!?!? Yup I believe this is called plagiarim and this is even worse tham paraphrasing. But do not take it away, as this is obviously a compliment. If the man pasted my views , it probably means he agrees with every word I said. Wow ! Re-reading my review, this is really a classic one of mine. I give my review 5* but keep the album at 2*.
The other offending DT review has been taken away! |
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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter keep our sand-castle virtues content to be a doer as well as a thinker, prefer lifting our pen rather than un-sheath our sword |
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Sean Trane
Special Collaborator Prog Folk Joined: April 29 2004 Location: Heart of Europe Status: Offline Points: 20239 |
Posted: July 20 2005 at 03:21 | |||
Tony and Easy!!!!!!!!! Once youir unwelcomed advice from the peanut gallery will be wanted , we shall address you through registered mail to your private postal address but certainly not thru a PM. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!! |
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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter keep our sand-castle virtues content to be a doer as well as a thinker, prefer lifting our pen rather than un-sheath our sword |
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Easy Livin
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: February 21 2004 Location: Scotland Status: Offline Points: 15585 |
Posted: July 20 2005 at 14:42 | |||
I removed it Hugues. Definitely a case of Brain Salad plagiary! Edited by Easy Livin |
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Third Eye
Forum Newbie Joined: January 16 2005 Location: Poland Status: Offline Points: 26 |
Posted: July 20 2005 at 17:08 | |||
PINK FLOYD Live at Pompeii (DVD)
Review (Permanent link) by Mike @ 11:04:45 PM EST, 6/15/2005 — Okay, let me put this as simply as possible. Put down the kool-aid and step away from the DVD player. Good. Now, go over and get Rush in Rio off the shelf and watch a real music video. Or Led Zeppelin. Or whatever you want. Just don't force anybody to sit through this masturbatory nonsense.
Are any comments really necessary?
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Tony R
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: July 16 2004 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 11979 |
Posted: July 20 2005 at 17:40 | |||
Yeah the Rush DVD is ace and the Zep one even better! |
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Pablo_P
Forum Senior Member Joined: March 20 2005 Location: Poland Status: Offline Points: 1028 |
Posted: July 21 2005 at 03:18 | |||
EVERGREY The Inner Circle
Review (Permanent link) by Kevin Peterson @ 6:12:15 PM EST, 6/9/2005 — Are you freaking kidding me? 5 stars? WOW- i would hate to trade my cd's with any of you 5 star reviewers- Evergrey DOES NOT DESERVE 5 STARS- yes, I admit that they can catch people's attention- but after a while- the HORRID vocals catch up with you- and you ask yourself- "why am I listening to such trash?" The guy simply does not have a frontman's voice- The Music can be wonderful at times- but the singing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Well, I'm not Evergrey's fan, but this review is a piece of crap IMO
There's almost nothing about music, only something about singing... Author wrote only how much he hates this band...
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Pablo P.
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Sean Trane
Special Collaborator Prog Folk Joined: April 29 2004 Location: Heart of Europe Status: Offline Points: 20239 |
Posted: July 21 2005 at 03:23 | |||
Actually , he had surgically removed a piece of my text and clinically (cinicaly) placed it on ots own. A succesful transplant with a late rejection action. |
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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter keep our sand-castle virtues content to be a doer as well as a thinker, prefer lifting our pen rather than un-sheath our sword |
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Cygnus X-2
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 24 2004 Location: Bucketheadland Status: Offline Points: 21342 |
Posted: July 21 2005 at 03:26 | |||
GENTLE GIANT - Free Hand (1975)
Review (Permanent link) by Matt @ 1:12:07 PM EST, 7/20/2005 — Wow, the stars say it all, "A Masterpiece of Progressive Music!" I'm surprised these cats weren't as big as Genesis or Yes or whatever. They really take complex music and make it catchy. It's very fun and quirky, you don't need to be an advanced listener to enjoy it. My girlfriend hates most of my prog listening... this she likes.
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Fitzcarraldo
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: April 30 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 1835 |
Posted: July 21 2005 at 10:30 | |||
It's not so bad, Cygnus. Could give a bit more detail about the music, but I catch his drift. Even the bit about his girlfriend is relevant. This review, when read in context with the others for the album, could be useful.
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silvertree
Prog Reviewer Joined: December 31 2004 Location: France Status: Offline Points: 317 |
Posted: July 21 2005 at 12:41 | |||
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silvertree
Prog Reviewer Joined: December 31 2004 Location: France Status: Offline Points: 317 |
Posted: July 21 2005 at 12:47 | |||
SAGRADO CORAÇÃO DA TERRA Sagrado Coração da Terra
Review (Permanent link) by gabriel sampaio carneiro @ 6:49:18 AM EST, 1/14/2004 — Grande álbum. Vanessa Falabella tem ótimo vocal, Neném é um ótimo baterista, Gaughin, além de grande guitarrista de Beatles, é ótimo baixista e Marcus Viana comanda brilhantemente a banda. Sugestões: Lições da História / Arte do sol (3:57)
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