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Stormcrow ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: February 05 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 400 |
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You might petition for the broiled breast of weasel, freshly ripped from it's still quivering body. I've in the past found this repast strangely....... soothing. |
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dude ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: January 30 2004 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 1338 |
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IT IS NOW 1:46 AM IN THE MORNING MAY 5 2004 A NEARBY DOG BARKS TO MUCH!!
THE GODS HAVE A TASK FOR ME!!! |
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Marcelo ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: February 15 2004 Location: Argentina Status: Offline Points: 310 |
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Sometimes, go to sleep isn't a bad option
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Jim Garten ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
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It is now 7:55 am - I'm at work faced by a desk full of paperwork, a large strong coffee & 2 bananas; a train passes in the distance & the station announcers voice drifts to me on the early morning breeze......
"Ladies & Gentlemen, the train standing at platforms 5 6 7 & 8 has come in sideways....." Funny old world, eh? |
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![]() Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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Velvetclown ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: February 13 2004 Status: Offline Points: 8548 |
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Yet another pin up for our senile member Dude Edited by Velvetclown |
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dude ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: January 30 2004 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 1338 |
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AH YES GOOD OLD BRITISH RIAL!! NOT SURE IF I SHOULD SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MOTHER TERESA, THAT WOULD BE UNCOUTH!!! BRING BACK MARIAH !!!!! |
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Peter ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
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Tra la la! Blah dee blah dee blah blah! Hum hum, whistle whistle, etc.
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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Jim Garten ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
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No problem maintaining eye contact, then........
Hmmmmmm - I have a premonition, that for some reason, Peter will now (due to senility) think I have referred to a revered, dear departed lady....... dunno why. Edited by Jim Garten |
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![]() Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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Peter ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
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(^ Why does doddering, drooling old Jim think I will mention some unnamed woman?) Re Diana, an extremely wealthy mother of 2 died in a car accident. Sad, but fatal car accidents happen every day, and with just as much devastation to the lives of the families and loved ones. At least the princelings will be well provided for. Edited by Peter Rideout |
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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Velvetclown ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: February 13 2004 Status: Offline Points: 8548 |
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Ok how about a nude turtle then ....or a mock turtle. |
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Jim Garten ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
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If you take the hard carapace from an armadillo, do you just get a vunerable dillo?
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![]() Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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Peter ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
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Ha! Now that's amusing! We all cross the line sometimes, Mr. Corduroyclown. -- I do it regularly! (And I may just be about to do so now.) PS: I'll remove my indignant response when you remove your frilly pink pantaloons. Deal? Edited by Peter Rideout |
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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Dan Bobrowski ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 02 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 5243 |
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I'm sorry if my earlier post initiated this display. Barbara Streisand stands as an icon of virtue. Even to the tasteless.
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dude ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: January 30 2004 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 1338 |
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BE ASSURED THAT NO BLAME RESTS WITH YOU DANBO |
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Dan Bobrowski ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 02 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 5243 |
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I've heard of being Tone-Deaf, but.... "I can scream clearly now, the Hair has gone." Edited by danbo |
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Velvetclown ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: February 13 2004 Status: Offline Points: 8548 |
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No problem Mr Peter Outriding...I guess a pin up of the Pope in the nude is out of the question.
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Velvetclown ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: February 13 2004 Status: Offline Points: 8548 |
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I guess you have not seen a Swedish woman naked before Danbo.
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Dan Bobrowski ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 02 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 5243 |
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Peter ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
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Ha! Now my ten-year-old wants to play! Most amusing piece of whimsy, old (denuded) bean! |
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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Peter ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
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"Curiouser and curiouser," quoth the cat. Edited by Peter Rideout |
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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