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    Posted: March 20 2005 at 09:07
In an effort to instruct you all on proper forum behavior, I have decided to change my avatar to the visage of Master Fripp.

Rules:

1)  The ProgArchives are not a forum to be...  enjoyed.
2)  You must always be...  disciplined.
3)  Any instances of indiscipline will be dealt with...  in a swift and painful manner.
4)  Smiling is reserved for when you finally master that 3/7/9 polyrhythm from The Power To Believe...  on drums.  Live.  While Master Fripp watches and nods with approval.
5)  Inflammatory, unintelligent reviews will not be tolerated.  Offenders will be led outside and forced to listen to the title track from Lizard, ad infinum.  When they've had enough, they will be shot.
6)  Emerson, Lake, and Palmer is an unauthorized King Crimson side project that got too big for their britches.  For that, they are to be congratulated and celebrated.
7)  This rule list... implies a 7 foot tall man who has been smoking cigarettes since childhood.  *cough*
8)  Wanna see something both G-rated and disgusting?  Click here.
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Points: 3525 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 20 2005 at 09:11
Does that make us The League of Crafty Reviewers?
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 wHO ARE YOU GUY TO TAKE ALL THESE DECISIONS WITHOUT DIALOGUE??

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Points: 369 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 20 2005 at 13:07
Originally posted by Man Overboard Man Overboard wrote:


8) Wanna see something both G-rated and disgusting? Click here.


Wow...that...is not right.
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Points: 540 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 20 2005 at 14:13

That video =



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Points: 198 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 20 2005 at 14:32
This sounds like a bunch of elephant talk to me.
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Points: 2234 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 20 2005 at 14:41
yes it did make me feel dirty
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Points: 540 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 20 2005 at 15:04

After watching that I felt like a 21st Century Schizoid Man who Talks To The Wind.

Not to mention, that I fraKctured my penis.
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