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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2005 at 11:20

We're so cool

(I just love the weird pics you can find on the internet)

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2005 at 11:23

 

 

Drop it while it's Hot.........................Hmmmmmm

 

The man hard at work.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2005 at 11:27

hahhaha, brilliant:

Eazy E]
Oh sh*t. I guess there's one less bitch you gotta worry about.

[Narrator]
Let's describe a certain female. A female with the disease of character
and attitude. If you will a snob. However in a view of NWA...

[Ice Cube]
A bitch is a bitch (bitch)
So if I'm poor or rich (word up)
I talk in the exact same pitch
Now the title bitch don't apply to all women
But all women have a little bitch in 'em (yeah)
It's like a disease that's plagues their character
Takin' the women of America (yeah)
And it starts with a letter B
It makes a girl like that think she better than me (bitch)
See, some get mad and some just bury
But, yo, if the shoe fits wear it (wear it)
It makes 'em go deaf in the ear
That's why when you say 'hi' she won't say 'hi'
Are you the kind that think you're too damn fly?
Bitch eat sh*t 'n die (ha, ha)
Ice cube comin' at you at crazy pitch
(Why?) I think a bitch is a bitch

'Who the f**k you think you're callin' a bitch you little ? muthaf**ka?
I dunno who the f**k you think you're talkin' to. Let me tell you one
muthaf**kin' thang, I'm not a...' [Eazy E] 'Bitch, shut the f**k up.'

Yo, you can tell a girl that's out for the money (How?)
She look good and the bitch won't phony
She ain't no dummy she's right the ...
Yo, bitch f**k when I'm driving
See a young nigga that's striving
You're thru' without a BMW
That's why a bitch is a bitch
I guess, or ether P-M-S
Here, test the girl that's kinda snobby (a'ight)
And I bet you dis a nigga is her hobby
And after she finished the test
Write today a B-I-T-C-H
And watch her get mad 'cause she know it's true (she know it)
But a nigga like me, I say 'f**k you'
Do like Ice Cube, slam her ass in a ditch (slam her ass)
'Cause a bitch is a bitch

'Why I gonna be a bitch?'
'I ain't call you no bitch. If you'd listen to a goddamn song it'd tell
you what a bitch is.'
'f**k the song 'cause I'm not no muthaf**kin' bitch.'
'I didn't say you was a bitch.'
'f**k you, punk-ass nigga!'
'f**k you, bitch!
'f**k you! Who the f**k you think you are?
'f**k you! Suck my dick, bitch!

I once knew a bitch who got a slack
'Cause she playing me like she was all that
A bitch can be your best friend talking behind your back (yeah)
About who's f**king who and who's getting fat
Look at yourself for me, (look bitch)
Now do you fall in this category?
Or you're the kind that won't bleak
'Cause you don't think, yo, sh*t stinks
Luckily I haven't had a drink
'Cause I'll down you ass
Than I'll clown your ass
'Cause the niggas I hang with ain't rich (I ain't rich)
We're all saying 'f**k you bitch!' (Word up!)
Now, what I can do with a hoe like you
Been your ass over then I'm thru'
? that you see Ice Cube ain't takin' no sh*t
(Why?) 'Cause I think a bitch is a bitch

[Narrator]
There you have it. The description of a bitch. Now ask yourself,
are they talking about you? Are you that funky, dirty, money-hungry,
scandalous, stuck-up, hair piece contact wearing bitch? Yep, you
probably are.

Bitch!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2005 at 11:43
Originally posted by the musical box the musical box wrote:

hahhaha, brilliant:


Eazy E] Oh sh*t. I guess there's one less bitch you gotta worry about.
[Narrator] Let's describe a certain female. A female with the disease of
character and attitude. If you will a snob. However in a view of NWA... [Ice
Cube] A bitch is a bitch (bitch) So if I'm poor or rich (word up) I talk in the
exact same pitch Now the title bitch don't apply to all women But all
women have a little bitch in 'em (yeah) It's like a disease that's plagues
their character Takin' the women of America (yeah) And it starts with a
letter B It makes a girl like that think she better than me (bitch) See, some
get mad and some just bury But, yo, if the shoe fits wear it (wear it) It
makes 'em go deaf in the ear That's why when you say 'hi' she won't say
'hi' Are you the kind that think you're too damn fly? Bitch eat sh*t 'n die
(ha, ha) Ice cube comin' at you at crazy pitch (Why?) I think a bitch is a
bitch 'Who the f**k you think you're callin' a bitch you little ? muthaf**ka?
I dunno who the f**k you think you're talkin' to. Let me tell you one
muthaf**kin' thang, I'm not a...' [Eazy E] 'Bitch, shut the f**k up.' Yo, you
can tell a girl that's out for the money (How?) She look good and the bitch
won't phony She ain't no dummy she's right the ... Yo, bitch f**k when I'm
driving See a young nigga that's striving You're thru' without a BMW
That's why a bitch is a bitch I guess, or ether P-M-S Here, test the girl
that's kinda snobby (a'ight) And I bet you dis a nigga is her hobby And
after she finished the test Write today a B-I-T-C-H And watch her get
mad 'cause she know it's true (she know it) But a nigga like me, I say 'f**k
you' Do like Ice Cube, slam her ass in a ditch (slam her ass) 'Cause a bitch
is a bitch 'Why I gonna be a bitch?' 'I ain't call you no bitch. If you'd listen
to a goddamn song it'd tell you what a bitch is.' 'f**k the song 'cause I'm
not no muthaf**kin' bitch.' 'I didn't say you was a bitch.' 'f**k you, punk-
ass nigga!' 'f**k you, bitch! 'f**k you! Who the f**k you think you are? 'f**k
you! Suck my dick, bitch! I once knew a bitch who got a slack 'Cause she
playing me like she was all that A bitch can be your best friend talking
behind your back (yeah) About who's f**king who and who's getting fat
Look at yourself for me, (look bitch) Now do you fall in this category? Or
you're the kind that won't bleak 'Cause you don't think, yo, sh*t stinks
Luckily I haven't had a drink 'Cause I'll down you ass Than I'll clown your
ass 'Cause the niggas I hang with ain't rich (I ain't rich) We're all saying
'f**k you bitch!' (Word up!) Now, what I can do with a hoe like you Been
your ass over then I'm thru' ? that you see Ice Cube ain't takin' no sh*t
(Why?) 'Cause I think a bitch is a bitch [Narrator] There you have it. The
description of a bitch. Now ask yourself, are they talking about you? Are
you that funky, dirty, money-hungry, scandalous, stuck-up, hair piece
contact wearing bitch? Yep, you probably are. Bitch!




Is that a Rap Opera?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2005 at 11:53
Oh boy,

It makes our flame wars seem timid by comparison. 


I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2005 at 11:53

NWA is progressive Rap, for the ones who didn't know it

http://www.donmega.com/nwa.htm

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2005 at 12:05
Originally posted by the musical box the musical box wrote:

hahhaha, brilliant:

Eazy E]
Oh sh*t. I guess there's one less bitch you gotta worry about.

[Narrator]
Let's describe a certain female. A female with the disease of character
and attitude. If you will a snob. However in a view of NWA...

[Ice Cube]
A bitch is a bitch (bitch)
So if I'm poor or rich (word up)
I talk in the exact same pitch
Now the title bitch don't apply to all women
But all women have a little bitch in 'em (yeah)
It's like a disease that's plagues their character
Takin' the women of America (yeah)
And it starts with a letter B
It makes a girl like that think she better than me (bitch)
See, some get mad and some just bury
But, yo, if the shoe fits wear it (wear it)
It makes 'em go deaf in the ear
That's why when you say 'hi' she won't say 'hi'
Are you the kind that think you're too damn fly?
Bitch eat sh*t 'n die (ha, ha)
Ice cube comin' at you at crazy pitch
(Why?) I think a bitch is a bitch

'Who the f**k you think you're callin' a bitch you little ? muthaf**ka?
I dunno who the f**k you think you're talkin' to. Let me tell you one
muthaf**kin' thang, I'm not a...' [Eazy E] 'Bitch, shut the f**k up.'

Yo, you can tell a girl that's out for the money (How?)
She look good and the bitch won't phony
She ain't no dummy she's right the ...
Yo, bitch f**k when I'm driving
See a young nigga that's striving
You're thru' without a BMW
That's why a bitch is a bitch
I guess, or ether P-M-S
Here, test the girl that's kinda snobby (a'ight)
And I bet you dis a nigga is her hobby
And after she finished the test
Write today a B-I-T-C-H
And watch her get mad 'cause she know it's true (she know it)
But a nigga like me, I say 'f**k you'
Do like Ice Cube, slam her ass in a ditch (slam her ass)
'Cause a bitch is a bitch

'Why I gonna be a bitch?'
'I ain't call you no bitch. If you'd listen to a goddamn song it'd tell
you what a bitch is.'
'f**k the song 'cause I'm not no muthaf**kin' bitch.'
'I didn't say you was a bitch.'
'f**k you, punk-ass nigga!'
'f**k you, bitch!
'f**k you! Who the f**k you think you are?
'f**k you! Suck my dick, bitch!

I once knew a bitch who got a slack
'Cause she playing me like she was all that
A bitch can be your best friend talking behind your back (yeah)
About who's f**king who and who's getting fat
Look at yourself for me, (look bitch)
Now do you fall in this category?
Or you're the kind that won't bleak
'Cause you don't think, yo, sh*t stinks
Luckily I haven't had a drink
'Cause I'll down you ass
Than I'll clown your ass
'Cause the niggas I hang with ain't rich (I ain't rich)
We're all saying 'f**k you bitch!' (Word up!)
Now, what I can do with a hoe like you
Been your ass over then I'm thru'
? that you see Ice Cube ain't takin' no sh*t
(Why?) 'Cause I think a bitch is a bitch

[Narrator]
There you have it. The description of a bitch. Now ask yourself,
are they talking about you? Are you that funky, dirty, money-hungry,
scandalous, stuck-up, hair piece contact wearing bitch? Yep, you
probably are.

Bitch!



I think it's the 'Bitch' at the end that does it for me.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2005 at 12:30


Yo, and indeed, Mutha!

If it's all the same guys, I think I'll continue to hang with you homies in our own little 'hood

so to speak



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2005 at 15:34

Well now that you guys have all had your laugh, has it occurred to you that maybe the reason for the low turn out on this site is because of a much lower income that most of us enjoy. I think it is sad you guys are making fun of these guys position in life.

Chances are they are inner city type of guys as well and therefore their public education has to be a complete nightmare....go ahead and make fun of their english if you like...and tout your superiority if it makes you feel better.



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2005 at 15:51

I'm somewhat mildly amused.

I agree partialy with Gdub here. well a small part at least.

Ah who am I kidding



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2005 at 16:10
Originally posted by gdub411 gdub411 wrote:

Well now that you guys have all had your laugh, has it occurred to you that maybe the reason for the low turn out on this site is because of a much lower income that most of us enjoy. I think it is sad you guys are making fun of these guys position in life.

Chances are they are inner city type of guys as well and therefore their public education has to be a complete nightmare....go ahead and make fun of their english if you like...and tout your superiority if it makes you feel better.

Will do!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2005 at 16:36
Originally posted by gdub411 gdub411 wrote:

Well now that you guys have all had your laugh,
has it occurred to you that maybe the reason for the low turn out on
this site is because of a much lower income that most of us enjoy. I think
it is sad you guys are making fun of these guys position in life.


Chances are they are inner city type of guys as well and therefore their
public education has to be a complete nightmare....go ahead and make
fun of their english if you like...and tout your superiority if it makes you
feel better.



The sad thing is, it's proabably a bunch of white rich kids who thing rap is
the shiznit, who have never seen the inner city in their whole lives. And if
this is the case, I have no problem making fun of them.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2005 at 18:56

These guys are retards:

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jackass56 wrote:
I kinda say Ice Cube cause he grew up in Compton (tough suburd) but Dre didn't and Cube is makin movies N' sh*t

What's a suburd Jackass?
Dat Cube make plenty sh*t movies.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2005 at 19:30

 

I'd wager on Dre... btw, any nigga know that song G-Unit-Poppin them thangs ? The beat and all is from a Dre song... if anyone knows the song please reply here. Peace out!

 

Well, I don't want to comment on the language but how in the hell could you tell one beat is from a Dre "song" or not? 

 



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 01 2005 at 20:19
I believe I saw a post saying that Eminem was too commercial. It would also be fun to Troll on an Emo site 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 02 2005 at 03:48
Originally posted by gdub411 gdub411 wrote:

Well now that you guys have all had your laugh, has it occurred to you that maybe the reason for the low turn out on this site is because of a much lower income that most of us enjoy. I think it is sad you guys are making fun of these guys position in life.


Chances are they are inner city type of guys as well and therefore their public education has to be a complete nightmare....go ahead and make fun of their english if you like...and tout your superiority if it makes you feel better.



I don't think you'll find we're making fun of their position in life, I think we're making fun of the whole of rap/hip-hop sensibility/world view.....

And it's fun!

It makes a nice change from some of the insular in-fighting that we sometimes get on this forum

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 02 2005 at 11:02

...

 

 

 

(thanks to Reed Lover for the quote )



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 02 2005 at 11:12

how delicatly put Joren

You make a valid point

 

how about a pointless thread for a change?

 



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