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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 05 2005 at 21:05
Originally posted by Single Coil Single Coil wrote:

Not a prog joke, but it's all I got:

Q: What's the difference between a bass player and a pizza?

A: A pizza can feed a family of four ! 

 

 

I've heard that...except it was a bit more racial than that, if you know what i'm saying....

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 06 2005 at 03:35

How many dirty stinking apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three. One dirty stinking ape to screw in the lightbulb, and the other dirty stinking apes to throw feces at 'im.

heh.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 06 2005 at 05:36

How do you manage for your guitar player to play not as loud?

Put tablatures in front of him.

let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 06 2005 at 06:10
This one is from my band drummer:

Imagine a near future.... Bruford and Collins going to "The best drummer in the world" contest. They both are sure they are going to win... but suddenly Ringo Starr appears on stage, 75 years old, with arthritis and alzheimer. Of course, they both return home, since they know they can't win....
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 06 2005 at 06:16
Also from the same drummer guy. Many people think that, compared to the greatest drummers, Pat Masteloto, Allan White and Cozy Powell are just crap. So here it goes...

Masteloto, White and Powell going to a drum juggling contest.... mmmmm... I think I forgot the end... how was it...?...  bass-snare-bass-snare-bass-snare...?

(Sorry, I don't know how does a drum kit sound in english...)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 06 2005 at 07:28
Hmmmm - the thread seems to have been taken over by drummer jokes.

Back to prog-rock jokes (however bad):

Q - What do you call three dozen copies of 'The Sentinel' by Pallas in an incinerator?

A - A good start.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 06 2005 at 19:32
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by NetsNJFan NetsNJFan wrote:

Q: How do you spell pretensious?

A: E - L - P.

If only that was used during the ELP vs. Rush wars a few months ago.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 18 2005 at 19:24
Salmacis72 is a frikkin genius!!!!!!!!!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 20 2005 at 11:39
We want... a shrubbery!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 21 2005 at 04:25

^ 101 rules of progmetal... GREAT

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 21 2005 at 05:13

Ok, one Dream theater joke for the persistent crowd.

How do you know Petrucci is playing a solo.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

turn the volume up to hearable (not recommended)

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 23 2005 at 00:34

What does Dale Earnhardt & Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last greatest hit was the wall.

"Who was told not to spit in the fan?" Roger Waters, but he did it anyway, ruining everything and causing The Wall to be made.

Not to funny but thats all I had as far as prog jokes

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 23 2005 at 22:18
You're in a room with Hitler, Mussolini, and Kenny G. You have a gun with two bullets in it. What do you do?

Shoot Kenny G twice.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 23 2005 at 22:53

Originally posted by kingofbizzare kingofbizzare wrote:

You're in a room with Hitler, Mussolini, and Kenny G. You have a gun with two bullets in it. What do you do?

Shoot Kenny G twice.

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2005 at 22:04
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 25 2005 at 18:11

Ok this one is in german I dont know whether it works in English maybe someone can help

sagt ein Jazz Drummer zu einem Metal Drummer:

Hab mir grad neue Besen Für mein Schlagzeug gekauft

Metal Drummer:

cool machst du dir auch deine Sticks selber

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2005 at 16:25
My favourite prog rock joke

A guy goes on holiday to a remote Pacific island. When he steps off the plane he can hear drums playing in the background. He says to the steward "what are the drums for?". The steward just says "when drums stop, very very bad".

He goes his hotel, where he can still hear the drums. He says to the receptionist "what are the drums for?". The receptionist just says "when drums stop, very very bad".

He tries to sleep that night, but can still hear the drums. After a couple of sleepless hours, he goes down to reception to complain. He says to the receptionist "what are the drums for?". The receptionist just says "when drums stop, very very bad".

The guy says "Why, what happens when the drums stop?"

The receptionist says "When drums stop, bass solo starts!"

No offence to bass players - I am one.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 04 2005 at 14:00
Q - What's the definition of crowded?

A - A serving hatch full of journalists trying to escape a Ken Hensley moog solo.

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