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    Posted: January 10 2005 at 15:38

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

Babe Ruth

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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

 Ernest Hemingway

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Paul Hornung

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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.

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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

George Bernard Shaw

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Dave Barry

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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.

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Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Professor Irwin Corey

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can!

Leo Durocher

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Points: 5187 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 10 2005 at 18:56
Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

Babe Ruth

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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

 Ernest Hemingway

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Paul Hornung

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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.

H.L. Mencken

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

George Bernard Shaw

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Dave Barry

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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.

W.C. Fields

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Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Professor Irwin Corey

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can!

Leo Durocher

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Lets not forget: Beer! The cause and solution to all the world's problems.....Homer Simpson.
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I drink, therefore I am - Descartes

I am, therefore I drink - Garten

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Points: 8548 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 11 2005 at 05:13

Beauty is in the eyes of the beerholder.

 
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'An all syrup Squishy??? (GASPS) No-one has ever attempted such a thing. If you survive, please come again' - Apu
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Points: 3888 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 11 2005 at 08:11
Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin

 
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