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progaardvark 
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 Posted: December 04 2023 at 12:46 |
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I like it when my face becomes indented from new formatting.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: December 05 2023 at 10:25 |
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Truck pillow pants fart ghost jumping the but of the.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: December 05 2023 at 10:26 |
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Every neighborhood has a house that has a room with a trash truck bolted to the ceiling.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: December 06 2023 at 15:26 |
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All aboard the giant tuna casserole.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: December 06 2023 at 15:27 |
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I'm being chased by a huge bean dip.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: December 07 2023 at 09:25 |
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Aren't these the neatest plus signs you've ever seen?: ++++++++++
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: December 07 2023 at 09:27 |
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Granted I like the idea of house pants, but I'm not too thrilled having to unzip just to leave the house.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: December 07 2023 at 21:30 |
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Hermes' Harpy's Herpes: Ancient Diseases of Southeastern Europe
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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progaardvark
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Posted: December 08 2023 at 11:16 |
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In this household, everybody is in the toilet every half hour.
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progaardvark
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Posted: December 08 2023 at 11:16 |
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Crackers and pants!
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Posted: December 09 2023 at 21:34 |
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Why Railroads Don't Need Expansion Joints (and Other Compelling Stories)
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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progaardvark
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Posted: December 12 2023 at 03:34 |
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I will have more details of the seven-day forecast after I fill up the washing machine with cottage cheese.
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Posted: December 12 2023 at 03:35 |
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It's very important to fart loudly in the middle of a job fair.
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Posted: December 12 2023 at 14:01 |
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I would spill coffee on my pants.
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My heart has wi-fi and the password is Drew Carey.
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progaardvark
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Posted: December 13 2023 at 03:31 |
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My sork is making bubbles again.
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Posted: December 13 2023 at 03:33 |
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It is estimated that exhaust is a telephone and waffles are spokespeople for baskets and lotion.
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Posted: December 13 2023 at 14:37 |
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Let's make a galaxy out of thimbles.
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Posted: December 13 2023 at 14:39 |
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I applied for a job that involves listening to farts backwards.
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Posted: December 14 2023 at 03:46 |
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The toilet is beeping again.
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Posted: December 14 2023 at 03:49 |
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Should I bring the escalator or hide in the tortilla chips?
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