Tea or Coffee?

Hot Chocolate. (It's the only one I know from your list). 

^ Thanks, I will check those out!  

I guess I'll vote for Rubber Tea. Personally, not a fan of coffee unless it's coffee ice cream or tiramisu. Look at these amazing minus signs: ----------------

Is it about when it's appropriate to talk to someone while they're pooping?

^^^ I identify with the coffee mug sentiments.   The lines beside the words refer to the quantity of coffee. In the morning while fully waking up with my coffee, I don't want to talk to someone when I'm starting to drink it, so I have been "Shhhh...". Then I usually want some more still before I am willing to talk to, say, my kids or wife so i am "Almost" ready. Then having had a bit more I am ready to talk, but then when we start talking and have been sipping more, coffee has this effect on me that I need to relieve my bowels. This often happens before I finish my coffee and usually before I finish my conversations while having my morning coffee.

Logan wrote: ^^^ I identify with the coffee mug sentiments.   The lines beside the words refer to the quantity of coffee. In the morning while fully waking up with my coffee, I don't want to talk to someone when I'm starting to drink it, so I have been "Shhhh...". Then I usually want some more still before I am willing to talk to, say, my kids or wife so i am "Almost" ready. Then having had a bit more I am ready to talk, but then when we start talking and have been sipping more, coffee has this effect on me that I need to relieve my bowels. This often happens before I finish my coffee and usually before I finish my conversations while having my morning coffee.

Psychedelic Paul wrote: Logan wrote: ^^^ I identify with the coffee mug sentiments.   The lines beside the words refer to the quantity of coffee. In the morning while fully waking up with my coffee, I don't want to talk to someone when I'm starting to drink it, so I have been "Shhhh...". Then I usually want some more still before I am willing to talk to, say, my kids or wife so i am "Almost" ready. Then having had a bit more I am ready to talk, but then when we start talking and have been sipping more, coffee has this effect on me that I need to relieve my bowels. This often happens before I finish my coffee and usually before I finish my conversations while having my morning coffee. Thanks for clearing up the mystery of the meaning behind Cristi's coffee mug, although the next to last part was probably more information than I needed to know.

Oh sorry, did I say relieve my bowels? I am so prone to typos. I meant "relieve my bowls" which have served their time of porridge duty. Coffee makes me more considerate of my tableware which has served me so well. I often say to my spoons, "You are relieved of duty, I thank you for your table service."

^ True, and just hope that your spoon does not go AWOL by running away with the fork. On the other hand, that may lead to some cute little spork conscripts.

Dennis Coffey's Evolution if only for the fuzzed out psych of the Whole Lotta Love cover but it's so much more.  Cheap LP versions are available in the bins but I don't know if it's been released on CD in the US or Europe.