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progaardvark 
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 Posted: April 28 2023 at 04:29 |
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My next album sounds like a trash collection service.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 01 2023 at 14:59 |
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This cheese looks and smells like a palm tree.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 01 2023 at 15:01 |
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Fermionic condensates direct from the hills of North Carolina.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 01 2023 at 15:08 |
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If the woman's belly was glass no one else would support abortion, because you could see the the miracle that happens inside.
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 02 2023 at 16:28 |
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Let's check in on the chickens.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 02 2023 at 16:29 |
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This is the place where we dip our bread in coca cola.
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Posted: May 03 2023 at 07:30 |
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The Pyramids of Giza were built by humans, not by aliens.
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Posted: May 03 2023 at 08:54 |
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I have escaped my bit bucket in search of micronutrients.
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Posted: May 03 2023 at 08:55 |
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The toaster no longer has the ability to form a ylide.
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Posted: May 04 2023 at 10:05 |
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My faces are all full of toaster foam.
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Posted: May 04 2023 at 15:10 |
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There is some seriously dark stuff in the world.
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Posted: May 05 2023 at 12:26 |
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I'm astounded at the varieties of toothpastes immunologists have to offer.
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Posted: May 05 2023 at 12:26 |
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My team likes to spend an hour each day mooing at each other on Zoom.
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Posted: May 08 2023 at 06:38 |
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I climbed onto I-81 expecting the rumble of salt shakers.
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Posted: May 08 2023 at 06:39 |
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It would seem ear wax paintings aren't the anachronism I thought they were.
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Posted: May 09 2023 at 03:57 |
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The algorithm was great but they forgot to put in a command to poop.
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Posted: May 09 2023 at 03:57 |
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It's special and full of combs!
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Posted: May 10 2023 at 03:28 |
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It's 4:30 in the morning and the birds are already singing TV theme songs.
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Posted: May 10 2023 at 03:29 |
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This afternoon I'm going to try to be more isosceles and surround myself with guillemets.
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Posted: May 10 2023 at 12:36 |
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That is absolutely devastating, I'm so sorry to hear that.
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