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Vompatti 
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 Posted: February 17 2023 at 12:47 |
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That whole place is haunted.
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 20 2023 at 11:28 |
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Try rubbing crackers all over it.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 20 2023 at 11:28 |
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The smell of bricklaying permeates the room.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Atavachron
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Posted: February 20 2023 at 17:01 |
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Oh Wooden Eye?: Bad Jokes & Worse Punchlines
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 21 2023 at 14:23 |
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I arrived at the bus stop in a very gastroesophageal manner.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 21 2023 at 14:26 |
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Every parakeet in this house is named "Økonomisk"
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 21 2023 at 15:17 |
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Spells
to Get a Girl to Desire you and Love Spells to get a Girlfriend. Magic
Spells to Get a Girlfriend Fast. Magic Love Spells Cast to Attract a
Beautiful Girlfriend DO EXIST. They are called "Attraction Magic Spells"
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Atavachron
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Posted: February 21 2023 at 18:12 |
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Warblers, Finches, and Wrens: The New Childrens' Literature & Verse
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
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Posted: February 22 2023 at 00:17 |
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The Man Who Loved Flatulence
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Posted: February 22 2023 at 03:48 |
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Every popcorn machine has an escape hatch.
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Posted: February 22 2023 at 03:50 |
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The carburetor was replaced by postnasal drip.
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Posted: February 22 2023 at 14:52 |
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Unfortunately I am still struggling.
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Posted: February 23 2023 at 12:41 |
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Assume the cow is a sphere.
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Posted: February 23 2023 at 12:42 |
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You smell like a cylindrical solenoid.
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Posted: February 24 2023 at 15:32 |
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I'm not thinking of soup.
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Posted: February 24 2023 at 15:34 |
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The universe began with a grumpy paperweight.
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Posted: February 24 2023 at 17:10 |
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Moose. Do you know what I'm saying? |
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Posted: February 25 2023 at 21:24 |
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Tame bushy eyebrows. |
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Posted: February 27 2023 at 03:56 |
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Rumor has it that 2023 Topps Series 2 will feature the themes of gnome noses and poop stains.
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Posted: February 27 2023 at 03:58 |
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Mnemonic dust separates the pyroclastics from the Burr farts.
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