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ExittheLemming 
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 Posted: April 14 2022 at 20:44 |
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Men of peace have little need for remorse
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: April 14 2022 at 20:45 |
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This is the Nonce Generation
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Posted: April 14 2022 at 20:46 |
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Was Buddah the only 'Fattening Guru?'
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: April 14 2022 at 21:02 |
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Esoteric Graffiti from around the world #91 - the Garroted Sassenach Bar, Glasgow circa 2016: Brexit was the result of Enochian Powell magic "Easily Discouraged' (Erskine)
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 14 2022 at 22:57 |
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Stopping it before it stops.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 14 2022 at 23:26 |
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Bleed molten europium.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 15 2022 at 03:51 |
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I've told several people your name.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 15 2022 at 04:24 |
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Every title of a Tennessee Williams' play is a euphemism for my penis.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 15 2022 at 09:56 |
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They divided me by a microscope and then multiplied me by corn cob.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: April 15 2022 at 09:57 |
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82 people can find the pickle fork.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: April 15 2022 at 09:58 |
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The Sleestaks want more lexemes.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: April 15 2022 at 10:00 |
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A rufescent yate serves us scrambled eggs and a siccative.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: April 15 2022 at 14:21 |
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This has drained me of all types of sweet breakfast foods.
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Posted: April 15 2022 at 14:28 |
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Dressed to itch.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: April 15 2022 at 15:32 |
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This paper has nothing but Maginot Lines drawn all over it.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: April 15 2022 at 15:32 |
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Go to fork and have the freedom to poop on the carpet.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 15 2022 at 17:04 |
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This is a huge loss of sausage.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: April 15 2022 at 17:13 |
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Lanternfly ejaculate covers the membrane.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: April 16 2022 at 01:40 |
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There was a misprint on the examination results paper issued last week. Please accept our unreserved apologies. The correct answer to Question 12: Who is most likely to have any reason whatsoever to say "I just got laid" is B. A: a PA member B: an egg C: a frigid Giant Panda with a headache
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Posted: April 16 2022 at 02:18 |
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Life Without Parole # 75: After a four year manhunt incorporating exhaustive door to door inquiries, a cadaver dog team, DNA profiling, mobile phone records, local volunteer assisted search parties in a painstaking examination of hundreds of acres of overgrown wilderness, thousands of hours of interviews and sufficient documentation to fill a three storey warehouse, investigators caught the killer after a routine scan of the suspect's internet search queries revealed: 'How to kill that frigid stuck up bitch at the hardware store who thinks you've got boundary issues'
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