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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 13 2022 at 13:21
Keep my wallet well sauced.
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An old man is like a dog urinal.
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I didn't know I had three million riders a day.
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Unusal fortune cookie messages #4: "Have sex with your dead grandmother" 

This may be a mistranslation from Chinese for "Have texts with your deaf grandmother" .

"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."   -- John F. Kennedy
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Unusal fortune cookie messages #4: "Have sex with your dead grandmother" 

This may be a mistranslation from Chinese for "Have texts with your deaf grandmother" .



If the ancient chinese knew better they would've spoke english.
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Blemishes on the limbs.
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Unusal fortune cookie messages #4: "Have sex with your dead grandmother" 
This may be a mistranslation from Chinese for "Have texts with your deaf grandmother" .
If the ancient chinese knew better they would've spoke english.

I agree--  they invented everything else first, why not a language that didn't exist yet.

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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Unusal fortune cookie messages #4: "Have sex with your dead grandmother" 
This may be a mistranslation from Chinese for "Have texts with your deaf grandmother" .
If the ancient chinese knew better they would've spoke english.

I agree--  they invented everything else first, why not a language that didn't exist yet.


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Growing it black. 
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I"m sure some of us are waiting on the duck fat to melt. 
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Wider than an astronomy hero, smaller than a dented equator.
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We've been museuming all day.
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This is not the time to economic me.
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The litter box helps conserve water.
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