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Man With Hat 
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 Posted: April 12 2022 at 01:46 |
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This bottle is labeled 'Dumb people Like stuff Flavored like Melons.'
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 12 2022 at 01:46 |
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He requests the breathing tube to be inserted into his anus.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 12 2022 at 03:05 |
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We landed on Mars with a bottle of butterscotch schnapps and the feeling we've done this before.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 12 2022 at 04:02 |
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It varies a little if you tilt it more to the left.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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HackettFan
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Posted: April 12 2022 at 07:49 |
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Life is full of things.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Posted: April 12 2022 at 11:16 |
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The some is lesser than the whole.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 12 2022 at 13:49 |
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This is the beginning of time.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 12 2022 at 13:56 |
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For now just sit in the toilet.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 13 2022 at 03:25 |
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I'm about to start a heavy flow session and I need several weighted hula hoops removed from the conservatory.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 13 2022 at 03:45 |
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Unusal fortune cookie messages #4: "Have sex with your dead grandmother"
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 13 2022 at 05:21 |
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You taste like a territorial administrative center.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: April 13 2022 at 05:22 |
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My tongue isn't teaching geometry anymore.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: April 13 2022 at 05:23 |
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The next plane of existence also has yellow taxi cabs.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: April 13 2022 at 05:24 |
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I'm still trying to find myself in the 1880 census.
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Posted: April 13 2022 at 07:09 |
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Clean laundry makes me not upset exactly but definitely uncomfortable.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Posted: April 13 2022 at 07:11 |
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Use the can opener carefully. Read all the instructions.
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Posted: April 13 2022 at 07:12 |
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Why is nevertheless one word?
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Posted: April 13 2022 at 09:49 |
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After I open my mouth, a car drives in.
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Even in the mountains there is an ample supply of hors-d'oeuvres.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 13 2022 at 13:20 |
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The doctor recommends I use the toilet for all defecation purposes in the future.
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