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Chemicals have started to come around me.
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Mustard greens are covering the bridge. 
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It's nice sitting on the same shelf as the carrots and peas.
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The people are undoing onions in the street.
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I'm a fool for panty baskets. 
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Woof until youre frozen. 
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My family was sent a deep fryer in the mail every month for 28 years. 
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Grasp a noodle for fortune. 
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Trickling friction pickle tickles! Winking at my double-dimple pocket wrinkle!
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Hey, Santa, stop farting in that bottle, will ya?
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Si collop vintu, or when the maggots turned to tardigrades
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And this is where... Erm, this is what we... If at all... Not to mention that... Despite all this turmoil... Alright, I will start this conversation... Just allow me to thread the topic lightly... Erm, whoever it may concern... Well, all in all... Oh, goodness, fripp it!
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If I joined, then I have joined.
If I was about to join, then I have not yet joined but will eventually go on to do, should I ever come across such a thought.
If I am joining, then this thought has already been crossed at some point, in some place, and has not eventually been crossed out.
Had this thought, however, been crossed out already, then am I ever joining? This is on the premise that I have considered joining and have had this thought crossed in my mind.
What am I even crying for?
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VIVAAA LAS VEGAN! VIVAAA LAS VEGAN! VIVAAA LAS VEGAN!
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Let me enjoy some of the lyrical content from the latest Cardi B album, pure prog in its most diffused form, a bit obscure at parts, but overall respecting the genre's traditions and forms, not conforming strictly to the pathetic pop song format we all know and despise, and always displaying a very forward-thinking cross-genre attitude that is best displayed in the record's magnum opus, the 57-minute long jazz-fusion-meets-baroque-pop-with-tints-of-RIO epic track 'Up'. Brace yourselves:

"I said my face bomb, ass tight
Racks stack up Shaq height
Jewelry on me, flashlight
I been lit since last night
Hit him with that good-good
Make a nigga act right
Broke boys don't deserve no pussy (I know that's right!)"

And then let us take a look at the profound, cathartic, and revealing chorus:

"If it's up, then it's up, then it's up, then it's stuck
If it's up, then it's up, then it's up, then it's stuck, huh (ayy)
Up, then it's up, if it's up, then it's stuck (huh)
If it's up, then it's up, then it's up, then it's stuck, huh (woo)"
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Avoid a gun.
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Lessons can dictate the bonesaw.
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All of my lamps have headaches.
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In this room we chase mayonnaise.
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It's OK to be a loaf of bread.
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