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What is your french reccomandation
le fromage
is that a newspaper
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What is your french reccomandation
le fromage
is that a newspaper
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Everyone needs almonds for texture.


if I had almonds I would have seen you on television tonight 


I didn't have enough postage.


Don't charge me for the autobiography. 


That's the toilet seat I forgot.


Ripper foundationalism 


Indestructible rugs.


The fickle smoosh.


Don't feed the cat yet.


And idle anus is the devil's work. 


It's part of a foot journey.


That's just what the Saubers what you to think. 


You can use your extra nose now.


Shadow ejaculate. 


Covered in beans again.


It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan .


I know many moons.


Being heroic is easy. 


Every toilet can grow a moustache.


The shielding has come undone!


That's a longer ham.


If you think it so, it becomes not. 


It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa.


The vicious sewage. 


Many more bladders to the rescue.


Lets assume we can't. 


A book about snail noses.


star anise!


Noses in a cow barn.


The faces of lacquer bars. 


My aim is like that of a bookcase.


Utopian distress more like it.


I don't appear to be a satellite.


You can tell me but I will promise to forget. 


Watching peas do physics


A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. 


I don't go into trees anymore.


If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. 


I'm keeping the loopholes warm.


the warmest of nutmegs 


We're safe in the rectangle league.


Please explain to me how I can join the union now!


The balcony folded the sea.


somebody was browned by the allotment 


Some readers are happy with egg rust.


Fugly rugs

Underwear mucus. 

Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. 

More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage.

I'm afraid we will look unsexy. 

You have a nice pilot's license.

A supplanting vicarage, I think. 

We're all derived from foam.

God is in for anarchy. 

It's an iodine cake.

Putrefaction, as a airliner. 

The sky mud is a fruit park.

So much for everything else. 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by Icarium Icarium wrote:

What is your french reccomandation
le fromage

more like frottage, am i right? 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Originally posted by Icarium Icarium wrote:

What is your french reccomandation
le fromage

more like frottage, am i right? 
a. The act of rubbing against or touching the body of an unsuspecting person, as in a crowd, to attain sexual gratification.
b. The act of consensual rubbing between two or more people, either clothed or unclothed, to attain sexual gratification.
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by Icarium Icarium wrote:

What is your french reccomandation
le fromage

more like frottage, am i right? 
a. The act of rubbing against or touching the body of an unsuspecting person, as in a crowd, to attain sexual gratification.
b. The act of consensual rubbing between two or more people, either clothed or unclothed, to attain sexual gratification.

do you prefer either of those to fromage? 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

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Originally posted by Icarium Icarium wrote:

What is your french reccomandation
le fromage

more like frottage, am i right? 
a. The act of rubbing against or touching the body of an unsuspecting person, as in a crowd, to attain sexual gratification.
b. The act of consensual rubbing between two or more people, either clothed or unclothed, to attain sexual gratification.

do you prefer either of those to fromage? 
it depends on the fromage k
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Everyone needs almonds for texture.


if I had almonds I would have seen you on television tonight 


I didn't have enough postage.


Don't charge me for the autobiography. 


That's the toilet seat I forgot.


Ripper foundationalism 


Indestructible rugs.


The fickle smoosh.


Don't feed the cat yet.


And idle anus is the devil's work. 


It's part of a foot journey.


That's just what the Saubers what you to think. 


You can use your extra nose now.


Shadow ejaculate. 


Covered in beans again.


It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan .


I know many moons.


Being heroic is easy. 


Every toilet can grow a moustache.


The shielding has come undone!


That's a longer ham.


If you think it so, it becomes not. 


It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa.


The vicious sewage. 


Many more bladders to the rescue.


Lets assume we can't. 


A book about snail noses.


star anise!


Noses in a cow barn.


The faces of lacquer bars. 


My aim is like that of a bookcase.


Utopian distress more like it.


I don't appear to be a satellite.


You can tell me but I will promise to forget. 


Watching peas do physics


A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. 


I don't go into trees anymore.


If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. 


I'm keeping the loopholes warm.


the warmest of nutmegs 


We're safe in the rectangle league.


Please explain to me how I can join the union now!


The balcony folded the sea.


somebody was browned by the allotment 


Some readers are happy with egg rust.


Fugly rugs

Underwear mucus. 

Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. 

More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage.

I'm afraid we will look unsexy. 

You have a nice pilot's license.

A supplanting vicarage, I think. 

We're all derived from foam.

God is in for anarchy. 

It's an iodine cake.

Putrefaction, as a airliner. 

The sky mud is a fruit park.

So much for everything else. 

Let me take the snails for a walk.
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A man is boarding a plane. The airline has a rule where no carry-on item may be more than 2ft long, 2ft wide, or 2ft tall. He has a very valuable sword that is three feet long. He is able to carry the sword on board with him. 


but the sword is made of cheese? 

I dunno k


well then I'm afraid 
i think it’s one of those swords that can fold in half. Nice attractive carrying case. And if you act now you’ll get a free blood rag. No mess!
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What is your french reccomandation
le fromage

more like frottage, am i right? 
a. The act of rubbing against or touching the body of an unsuspecting person, as in a crowd, to attain sexual gratification.
b. The act of consensual rubbing between two or more people, either clothed or unclothed, to attain sexual gratification.

do you prefer either of those to fromage? 
it depends on the fromage k

the sexy kind
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Everyone needs almonds for texture.


if I had almonds I would have seen you on television tonight 


I didn't have enough postage.


Don't charge me for the autobiography. 


That's the toilet seat I forgot.


Ripper foundationalism 


Indestructible rugs.


The fickle smoosh.


Don't feed the cat yet.


And idle anus is the devil's work. 


It's part of a foot journey.


That's just what the Saubers what you to think. 


You can use your extra nose now.


Shadow ejaculate. 


Covered in beans again.


It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan .


I know many moons.


Being heroic is easy. 


Every toilet can grow a moustache.


The shielding has come undone!


That's a longer ham.


If you think it so, it becomes not. 


It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa.


The vicious sewage. 


Many more bladders to the rescue.


Lets assume we can't. 


A book about snail noses.


star anise!


Noses in a cow barn.


The faces of lacquer bars. 


My aim is like that of a bookcase.


Utopian distress more like it.


I don't appear to be a satellite.


You can tell me but I will promise to forget. 


Watching peas do physics


A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. 


I don't go into trees anymore.


If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. 


I'm keeping the loopholes warm.


the warmest of nutmegs 


We're safe in the rectangle league.


Please explain to me how I can join the union now!


The balcony folded the sea.


somebody was browned by the allotment 


Some readers are happy with egg rust.


Fugly rugs

Underwear mucus. 

Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. 

More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage.

I'm afraid we will look unsexy. 

You have a nice pilot's license.

A supplanting vicarage, I think. 

We're all derived from foam.

God is in for anarchy. 

It's an iodine cake.

Putrefaction, as a airliner. 

The sky mud is a fruit park.

So much for everything else. 

Let me take the snails for a walk.

All the deceptive mallets. 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Originally posted by HolyMoly HolyMoly wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

A man is boarding a plane. The airline has a rule where no carry-on item may be more than 2ft long, 2ft wide, or 2ft tall. He has a very valuable sword that is three feet long. He is able to carry the sword on board with him. 


but the sword is made of cheese? 

I dunno k


well then I'm afraid 
i think it’s one of those swords that can fold in half. Nice attractive carrying case. And if you act now you’ll get a free blood rag. No mess!

how can you guarantee that the sword will not fold up when I'm trying to use it to rip another person to shreds? 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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if I had almonds I would have seen you on television tonight 


I didn't have enough postage.


Don't charge me for the autobiography. 


That's the toilet seat I forgot.


Ripper foundationalism 


Indestructible rugs.


The fickle smoosh.


Don't feed the cat yet.


And idle anus is the devil's work. 


It's part of a foot journey.


That's just what the Saubers what you to think. 


You can use your extra nose now.


Shadow ejaculate. 


Covered in beans again.


It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan .


I know many moons.


Being heroic is easy. 


Every toilet can grow a moustache.


The shielding has come undone!


That's a longer ham.


If you think it so, it becomes not. 


It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa.


The vicious sewage. 


Many more bladders to the rescue.


Lets assume we can't. 


A book about snail noses.


star anise!


Noses in a cow barn.


The faces of lacquer bars. 


My aim is like that of a bookcase.


Utopian distress more like it.


I don't appear to be a satellite.


You can tell me but I will promise to forget. 


Watching peas do physics


A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. 


I don't go into trees anymore.


If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. 


I'm keeping the loopholes warm.


the warmest of nutmegs 


We're safe in the rectangle league.


Please explain to me how I can join the union now!


The balcony folded the sea.


somebody was browned by the allotment 


Some readers are happy with egg rust.


Fugly rugs

Underwear mucus. 

Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. 

More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage.

I'm afraid we will look unsexy. 

You have a nice pilot's license.

A supplanting vicarage, I think. 

We're all derived from foam.

God is in for anarchy. 

It's an iodine cake.

Putrefaction, as a airliner. 

The sky mud is a fruit park.

So much for everything else. 

Let me take the snails for a walk.

All the deceptive mallets. 

Balancing my doctor floor on a roll.
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Everyone needs almonds for texture.


if I had almonds I would have seen you on television tonight 


I didn't have enough postage.


Don't charge me for the autobiography. 


That's the toilet seat I forgot.


Ripper foundationalism 


Indestructible rugs.


The fickle smoosh.


Don't feed the cat yet.


And idle anus is the devil's work. 


It's part of a foot journey.


That's just what the Saubers what you to think. 


You can use your extra nose now.


Shadow ejaculate. 


Covered in beans again.


It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan .


I know many moons.


Being heroic is easy. 


Every toilet can grow a moustache.


The shielding has come undone!


That's a longer ham.


If you think it so, it becomes not. 


It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa.


The vicious sewage. 


Many more bladders to the rescue.


Lets assume we can't. 


A book about snail noses.


star anise!


Noses in a cow barn.


The faces of lacquer bars. 


My aim is like that of a bookcase.


Utopian distress more like it.


I don't appear to be a satellite.


You can tell me but I will promise to forget. 


Watching peas do physics


A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. 


I don't go into trees anymore.


If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. 


I'm keeping the loopholes warm.


the warmest of nutmegs 


We're safe in the rectangle league.


Please explain to me how I can join the union now!


The balcony folded the sea.


somebody was browned by the allotment 


Some readers are happy with egg rust.


Fugly rugs

Underwear mucus. 

Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. 

More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage.

I'm afraid we will look unsexy. 

You have a nice pilot's license.

A supplanting vicarage, I think. 

We're all derived from foam.

God is in for anarchy. 

It's an iodine cake.

Putrefaction, as a airliner. 

The sky mud is a fruit park.

So much for everything else. 

Let me take the snails for a walk.

All the deceptive mallets. 

Balancing my doctor floor on a roll.

That plum is the one.
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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We need a new moon 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Everyone needs almonds for texture.


if I had almonds I would have seen you on television tonight 


I didn't have enough postage.


Don't charge me for the autobiography. 


That's the toilet seat I forgot.


Ripper foundationalism 


Indestructible rugs.


The fickle smoosh.


Don't feed the cat yet.


And idle anus is the devil's work. 


It's part of a foot journey.


That's just what the Saubers what you to think. 


You can use your extra nose now.


Shadow ejaculate. 


Covered in beans again.


It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan .


I know many moons.


Being heroic is easy. 


Every toilet can grow a moustache.


The shielding has come undone!


That's a longer ham.


If you think it so, it becomes not. 


It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa.


The vicious sewage. 


Many more bladders to the rescue.


Lets assume we can't. 


A book about snail noses.


star anise!


Noses in a cow barn.


The faces of lacquer bars. 


My aim is like that of a bookcase.


Utopian distress more like it.


I don't appear to be a satellite.


You can tell me but I will promise to forget. 


Watching peas do physics


A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. 


I don't go into trees anymore.


If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. 


I'm keeping the loopholes warm.


the warmest of nutmegs 


We're safe in the rectangle league.


Please explain to me how I can join the union now!


The balcony folded the sea.


somebody was browned by the allotment 


Some readers are happy with egg rust.


Fugly rugs

Underwear mucus. 

Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. 

More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage.

I'm afraid we will look unsexy. 

You have a nice pilot's license.

A supplanting vicarage, I think. 

We're all derived from foam.

God is in for anarchy. 

It's an iodine cake.

Putrefaction, as a airliner. 

The sky mud is a fruit park.

So much for everything else. 

Let me take the snails for a walk.

All the deceptive mallets. 

Balancing my doctor floor on a roll.

That plum is the one.

A decade of cheese.
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We need a new moon 

The old one is starting to smell funny.
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just a note for everyone in here that I'm never again taking a German train, I had a 4-hour delay on a 5-hour journey due to three different trains f**king up massively in a row in the holiday I did past week, with another hour of delay on top of that from two other days
or f**k it I'll just buy a car before the next time, the environment can metaphorically suck my penis
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