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Everyone needs almonds for texture. |
if I had almonds I would have seen you on television tonight |
I didn't have enough postage. |
Don't charge me for the autobiography. |
That's the toilet seat I forgot. |
Ripper foundationalism |
Indestructible rugs. |
The fickle smoosh. |
Don't feed the cat yet. |
And idle anus is the devil's work. |
It's part of a foot journey. |
That's just what the Saubers what you to think. |
You can use your extra nose now. |
Shadow ejaculate. |
Covered in beans again. |
It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan . |
I know many moons. |
Being heroic is easy. |
Every toilet can grow a moustache. |
The shielding has come undone! |
That's a longer ham. |
If you think it so, it becomes not. |
It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa. |
The vicious sewage. |
Many more bladders to the rescue. |
Lets assume we can't. |
A book about snail noses. |
star anise! |
Noses in a cow barn. |
The faces of lacquer bars. |
My aim is like that of a bookcase. |
Utopian distress more like it. |
I don't appear to be a satellite. |
You can tell me but I will promise to forget. |
Watching peas do physics |
A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. |
I don't go into trees anymore. |
If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. |
I'm keeping the loopholes warm. |
the warmest of nutmegs |
We're safe in the rectangle league. |
Please explain to me how I can join the union now! |
The balcony folded the sea. |
somebody was browned by the allotment |
Some readers are happy with egg rust. |
Fugly rugs |
Underwear mucus. |
Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. |
More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage. |
I'm afraid we will look unsexy. |
You have a nice pilot's license. |
A supplanting vicarage, I think. |
We're all derived from foam. |
God is in for anarchy.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Posted: September 28 2021 at 01:49 |
Vompatti wrote:
2 BILLION YEAR OLD NUCLEAR REACTOR WAS FOUND IN AFRICA
Scientists discovered that the uranium was already extracted. They also discovered that there was a large scale nuclear reactor that functioned in that area that must existed 2 billion years ago and was in operation for as many as 500,000 years. D. Glenn T. Seaborg, a Nobel Prize winner, said that it couldn't be a natural phenomenon. It has to be a nuclear reactor that was built by man because, in order to burn uranium, the conditions need to be very precise. The water also needs to be purer than what exists naturally. Moreover, U-235, which is an isotope of Uranium, is required in order to make the fission possible.
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I was correct. Uganda is the gravest threat to the earth
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
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Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Posted: September 28 2021 at 01:58 |
HolyMoly wrote:
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toast can save your life |
because raw bread can kill you |
raw is just a state of mind, like having intercourse
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
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Posted: September 28 2021 at 02:55 |
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A man is boarding a plane. The airline has a rule where no carry-on item may be more than 2ft long, 2ft wide, or 2ft tall. He has a very valuable sword that is three feet long. He is able to carry the sword on board with him.
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Posted: September 28 2021 at 02:58 |
Vompatti wrote:
A man is boarding a plane. The airline has a rule where no carry-on item may be more than 2ft long, 2ft wide, or 2ft tall. He has a very valuable sword that is three feet long. He is able to carry the sword on board with him.
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but the sword is made of cheese?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Posted: September 28 2021 at 03:34 |
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Everyone needs almonds for texture. |
if I had almonds I would have seen you on television tonight |
I didn't have enough postage. |
Don't charge me for the autobiography. |
That's the toilet seat I forgot. |
Ripper foundationalism |
Indestructible rugs. |
The fickle smoosh. |
Don't feed the cat yet. |
And idle anus is the devil's work. |
It's part of a foot journey. |
That's just what the Saubers what you to think. |
You can use your extra nose now. |
Shadow ejaculate. |
Covered in beans again. |
It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan . |
I know many moons. |
Being heroic is easy. |
Every toilet can grow a moustache. |
The shielding has come undone! |
That's a longer ham. |
If you think it so, it becomes not. |
It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa. |
The vicious sewage. |
Many more bladders to the rescue. |
Lets assume we can't. |
A book about snail noses. |
star anise! |
Noses in a cow barn. |
The faces of lacquer bars. |
My aim is like that of a bookcase. |
Utopian distress more like it. |
I don't appear to be a satellite. |
You can tell me but I will promise to forget. |
Watching peas do physics |
A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. |
I don't go into trees anymore. |
If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. |
I'm keeping the loopholes warm. |
the warmest of nutmegs |
We're safe in the rectangle league. |
Please explain to me how I can join the union now! |
The balcony folded the sea. |
somebody was browned by the allotment |
Some readers are happy with egg rust. |
Fugly rugs |
Underwear mucus. |
Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. |
More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage. |
I'm afraid we will look unsexy. |
You have a nice pilot's license. |
A supplanting vicarage, I think. |
We're all derived from foam. |
God is in for anarchy. |
It's an iodine cake.
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that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
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Posted: September 28 2021 at 03:35 |
Vompatti wrote:
2 BILLION YEAR OLD NUCLEAR REACTOR WAS FOUND IN AFRICA
Scientists discovered that the uranium was already extracted. They also discovered that there was a large scale nuclear reactor that functioned in that area that must existed 2 billion years ago and was in operation for as many as 500,000 years. D. Glenn T. Seaborg, a Nobel Prize winner, said that it couldn't be a natural phenomenon. It has to be a nuclear reactor that was built by man because, in order to burn uranium, the conditions need to be very precise. The water also needs to be purer than what exists naturally. Moreover, U-235, which is an isotope of Uranium, is required in order to make the fission possible.
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Glenn Seaborg used to dress up in airmail stamps.
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that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Posted: September 28 2021 at 03:45 |
Man With Hat wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
A man is boarding a plane. The airline has a rule where no carry-on item may be more than 2ft long, 2ft wide, or 2ft tall. He has a very valuable sword that is three feet long. He is able to carry the sword on board with him.
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but the sword is made of cheese? |
I dunno k
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Posted: September 28 2021 at 04:12 |
Vompatti wrote:
A man is boarding a plane. The airline has a rule where no carry-on item may be more than 2ft long, 2ft wide, or 2ft tall. He has a very valuable sword that is three feet long. He is able to carry the sword on board with him.
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omg did he break it??
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Posted: September 28 2021 at 04:13 |
progaardvark wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
2 BILLION YEAR OLD NUCLEAR REACTOR WAS FOUND IN AFRICA
Scientists discovered that the uranium was already extracted. They also discovered that there was a large scale nuclear reactor that functioned in that area that must existed 2 billion years ago and was in operation for as many as 500,000 years. D. Glenn T. Seaborg, a Nobel Prize winner, said that it couldn't be a natural phenomenon. It has to be a nuclear reactor that was built by man because, in order to burn uranium, the conditions need to be very precise. The water also needs to be purer than what exists naturally. Moreover, U-235, which is an isotope of Uranium, is required in order to make the fission possible.
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Glenn Seaborg used to dress up in airmail stamps. |
not the cheapest way to cheat yourself into a plane flight
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Posted: September 28 2021 at 05:15 |
twseel wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
A man is boarding a plane. The airline has a rule where no carry-on item may be more than 2ft long, 2ft wide, or 2ft tall. He has a very valuable sword that is three feet long. He is able to carry the sword on board with him.
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omg did he break it?? |
it's probably one of those curved swords k
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Posted: September 28 2021 at 15:17 |
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Posted: September 29 2021 at 02:25 |
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Everyone needs almonds for texture. |
if I had almonds I would have seen you on television tonight |
I didn't have enough postage. |
Don't charge me for the autobiography. |
That's the toilet seat I forgot. |
Ripper foundationalism |
Indestructible rugs. |
The fickle smoosh. |
Don't feed the cat yet. |
And idle anus is the devil's work. |
It's part of a foot journey. |
That's just what the Saubers what you to think. |
You can use your extra nose now. |
Shadow ejaculate. |
Covered in beans again. |
It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan . |
I know many moons. |
Being heroic is easy. |
Every toilet can grow a moustache. |
The shielding has come undone! |
That's a longer ham. |
If you think it so, it becomes not. |
It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa. |
The vicious sewage. |
Many more bladders to the rescue. |
Lets assume we can't. |
A book about snail noses. |
star anise! |
Noses in a cow barn. |
The faces of lacquer bars. |
My aim is like that of a bookcase. |
Utopian distress more like it. |
I don't appear to be a satellite. |
You can tell me but I will promise to forget. |
Watching peas do physics |
A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. |
I don't go into trees anymore. |
If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. |
I'm keeping the loopholes warm. |
the warmest of nutmegs |
We're safe in the rectangle league. |
Please explain to me how I can join the union now! |
The balcony folded the sea. |
somebody was browned by the allotment |
Some readers are happy with egg rust. |
Fugly rugs |
Underwear mucus. |
Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. |
More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage. |
I'm afraid we will look unsexy. |
You have a nice pilot's license. |
A supplanting vicarage, I think. |
We're all derived from foam. |
God is in for anarchy. |
It's an iodine cake. |
Putrefaction, as a airliner.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Posted: September 29 2021 at 02:38 |
Vompatti wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
A man is boarding a plane. The airline has a rule where no carry-on item may be more than 2ft long, 2ft wide, or 2ft tall. He has a very valuable sword that is three feet long. He is able to carry the sword on board with him.
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but the sword is made of cheese? |
I dunno k |
well then I'm afraid
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Posted: September 29 2021 at 02:55 |
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chewing on it a bit longer than i needed too
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Posted: September 29 2021 at 10:48 |
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chewing on it a bit longer than i needed too |
some men just want to have their mouths filled
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Posted: September 29 2021 at 13:45 |
twseel wrote:
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chewing on it a bit longer than i needed too |
some men just want to have their mouths filled |
I hope its with meat. I love my mouth being filled with hot moist meat.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Posted: September 29 2021 at 14:36 |
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progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Man With Hat wrote:
progaardvark wrote:
Everyone needs almonds for texture. |
if I had almonds I would have seen you on television tonight |
I didn't have enough postage. |
Don't charge me for the autobiography. |
That's the toilet seat I forgot. |
Ripper foundationalism |
Indestructible rugs. |
The fickle smoosh. |
Don't feed the cat yet. |
And idle anus is the devil's work. |
It's part of a foot journey. |
That's just what the Saubers what you to think. |
You can use your extra nose now. |
Shadow ejaculate. |
Covered in beans again. |
It's what they call horsesh*t in Azerbaijan . |
I know many moons. |
Being heroic is easy. |
Every toilet can grow a moustache. |
The shielding has come undone! |
That's a longer ham. |
If you think it so, it becomes not. |
It's a worm galaxy and a giant schwa. |
The vicious sewage. |
Many more bladders to the rescue. |
Lets assume we can't. |
A book about snail noses. |
star anise! |
Noses in a cow barn. |
The faces of lacquer bars. |
My aim is like that of a bookcase. |
Utopian distress more like it. |
I don't appear to be a satellite. |
You can tell me but I will promise to forget. |
Watching peas do physics |
A splendid bottle of whorec**ts. |
I don't go into trees anymore. |
If Acapulco was a person, you would have buried it alive. |
I'm keeping the loopholes warm. |
the warmest of nutmegs |
We're safe in the rectangle league. |
Please explain to me how I can join the union now! |
The balcony folded the sea. |
somebody was browned by the allotment |
Some readers are happy with egg rust. |
Fugly rugs |
Underwear mucus. |
Lets agree on the gravy and become one with existential geometry. |
More beans in the aforementioned horse-drawn carriage. |
I'm afraid we will look unsexy. |
You have a nice pilot's license. |
A supplanting vicarage, I think. |
We're all derived from foam. |
God is in for anarchy. |
It's an iodine cake. |
Putrefaction, as a airliner. |
The sky mud is a fruit park.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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What is your french reccomandation
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Posted: September 30 2021 at 00:29 |
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le fromage
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