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    Posted: April 22 2021 at 14:50
I want to start a new game. In this game there is one question to be answered: "Why did the chicken cross the road"? The fun thing is: You answer the question in the style of a famous person. Here three examples:

Albert Einstein: "That the chicken crossed the road is relative; you might as well say the road crossed the chicken".

Sigmund Freud: "It was the Thanatos drive in the chicken that made it cross the road".

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "The chicken will be back".


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Ah, I know an answer to this. It was in The Dark Tower novel series (the 4th book - Wizard and Glass). I don't think it is "the" answer though.

Here's my answer:

Jim Carrey: Because she couldn't cross the ocean.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez : "The chicken feared for it's life under the cruel oversight of a murderous chicken cooker cartel known as The KentuckyFryerKlan and we must provide it a path to asylum."
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My another answer as my wizard identity:

Random Riellor - Because its egg has a way to go before being able to cross it.
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Trump: "Who said the chicken crossed the road? That's fake news! No one crossed the road. I would have known - I know everything. I don't, so no one did. I'll build a wall so chickens won't cross roads. It's a real problem. We should stop the chicken!"

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Road Runner - "Meep Meep"
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Plato: "Are you sure it was a real chicken and not the shadow of a chicken or even the shadow of a sculpture of a chicken?"

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Mike Tyson - Every chicken can cross the road ... until they get punched in the mouth.
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Abraham Lincoln: "four score and seven years ago another chicken crossed the road"


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Elizabeth Warren - As for the chickens crossing the road, I have a plan for that.
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Barack Obama - We are a free country, right sir? Every chicken citizen of ours can freely cross the road.
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Richard Nixon: "how should I know? I am not a chicken"


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Phillip K Dick - The chicken crossed the road by accident, but once there he seemed to be in an alternate reality from which he could look back and see that his previous life was no more than someone else's dream.
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Any inspirational speaker to an audience of chickens: "May the road rise up to cross you."

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Marty Robbins: "Out through the back door of Rose's I ran,
                       Out where the chickens were tied.
                       I picked a good one, 
                       It looked like it could run!
                       Up on it's back and away I did ride!"

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Willie Nelson: "On the Road, a Hen"

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Franz Kafka: "as the chicken had crossed the road it found itself transformed at the roadside into a gigantic insect"


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Justin Trudeau : "We welcome the chicken with open arms and want it to know it may live on which ever side of the street it identifies with."
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Colonel Sanders : "Who the hell left the door open...one of the chickens is making a break for it!"
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