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progaardvark 
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 Posted: February 23 2021 at 10:05 |
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Try not to become a TV dinner that stinks, but rather try to be a Mars rover that makes its own poop.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 23 2021 at 14:03 |
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Three states in and we still have no beelines.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 23 2021 at 14:27 |
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Eveyone died in the war.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 23 2021 at 15:17 |
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This radish is something James Best could turn into a meatloaf.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 23 2021 at 15:21 |
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Let's watch the lemonade become a desk drawer.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 23 2021 at 16:30 |
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They will always be another rape.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 23 2021 at 17:02 |
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Dance like you've lost all your limbs in a terrorist bombing.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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TCat
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Posted: February 23 2021 at 18:34 |
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While you slept, all of the alarm clocks became bantam roosters thus accounting for your heart attack.
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TCat
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Posted: February 23 2021 at 18:38 |
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In order to survive, the peanut butter industry must come up with new flavors, but chicken alfreddo isn't one of them.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: February 23 2021 at 20:39 |
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Palour and Tan can both be fake.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 23 2021 at 20:48 |
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I probably need you to take your clothes off.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 23 2021 at 21:09 |
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The pills collapse into my mouth.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 24 2021 at 02:33 |
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That's pretty much the definition of a gold-digger.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 24 2021 at 03:17 |
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My shoulders are made of typhoons, my kneecaps of Egyptians.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: February 24 2021 at 09:08 |
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Wow, that's a very good joke!
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 24 2021 at 12:50 |
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That's how famous she will be.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 24 2021 at 13:07 |
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It's more like a cupcake than a regulatory suppository.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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TCat
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Posted: February 24 2021 at 15:19 |
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There are no words to express
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TCat
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Posted: February 24 2021 at 15:23 |
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In order to find that funny, you must think of life as a cartoon.
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TCat
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Posted: February 24 2021 at 15:27 |
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Joel Osteen's Magic Cube Random Inspirational Message for Today: Frogs don't care for chocolates, so eat them yourself.
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