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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

A real supermarket has PVC pipe for sale in the produce section.

It's best when it's fresh. 

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I was flown to Kenya right before the uprising occurred. It was a special time if you liked helicopter crashes and intestinal diseases. Shirley wrote about it in her memoir, which also explains the problems we had with our griddle.  
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All the experts agree that you should be buried alive in feces. 
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He was in the movies, she was in the hydrogen. 
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Boats exist, even if you choose to destroy moral standards. 
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Mr. Allen can always sell me salami. 
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I spent all day imagining the Grand Canyon being filled with peas.
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After spending a week opening and closing the hamper lid, I poured commas all over the downstairs couch.
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Like a pyramid, I also have mayonnaise all over my ties.
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Try and shapeshift into a font and let me know when I can use you in a paragraph.
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Tom puffs it. 
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Getting around for money creates an unequal statute. 
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Mister Lumps came across disguised with sneaker pumps.

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Speaking off the top of your head can result in a vacation in a straight jacket. 

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Forks are often used for more things than roads.

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It's making my genitals rage. 
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Show up first and then complete the toilet stars. 
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We analyzed your pants and recommend a cement mixing class.
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I make sounds when I beep.
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I've noticed you've been here before. 
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