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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 03 2021 at 04:42
In this moment I am a glottalic initiation.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
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this car smells like cartilage
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 03 2021 at 14:25
In this moment I am the leviathan of the galaxy 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 03 2021 at 15:45
In this moment I am the end of cosmology as we know it.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 03 2021 at 16:21
In this moment I am displeased by the amount of progress that has been achieved 
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 03 2021 at 20:31
In this moment I am eating butter that tastes like Saturn's rings.
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In this moment I am the discarded foreskin at a cheap bris. 
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 04 2021 at 10:12
In this moment I am putting ice on my jaw after I carried around a sofa cushion in my mouth for a week.
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In this moment I am the racist joke you told sixteen years ago that will ruin your promising finical career in three years time 
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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In this moment I am making sunspots in the basement again.
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In this moment I am all around your discarded clothes 
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In this moment I am a bowl of macaroni and cheese that just completed its first orbit around the Earth.
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In this moment I am besides my own arms 
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In this moment I am slowly evolving into a marine crocodylomorph that has a penchant for jigsaw puzzles.
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In this moment I am the local pharmacy during a insurrection. 

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 06 2021 at 14:14
In this moment I am probably better than the thing you are keeping for yourself
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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In this moment I am finally communicating with my toilet about stocks and baseball cards.
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this car smells like cartilage
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In this moment I am fully healed from your vicious and illegal attacks 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 08 2021 at 16:24
In this moment I am reaching my optimal snoozing level while blowing bubbles into minestrone soup with a straw.
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this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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In this moment I am the stray pubic hair on the edge of the toilet seat that you don't know if you should be sexually excited to see
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 09 2021 at 05:38
In this moment I am once in awhile and also many times in a second.
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this car smells like cartilage
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