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Being alone is like walking through a tide. People can say we eat through the rain, but really its camouflage. 
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Some people are the chowder. 
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No one can outscore Lyndon. 
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Never put limits on your eternity. 
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When your backspace key matures, give it a warm cotton bandwagon.
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Each candidate is an egg. You're supposed to select which one has the wombat cough.
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My mouth is having a headache.
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Don't limit your malfunctions. Take them to grandiose levels.
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There is something about the plumbers crack that makes me want you more. 
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Use your forearm to expose yourself. 
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Leave it to the middle finger to tie your bow legs.

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Conjugate the noun for a new use of Phlebotomy practices. 

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Bad memory #49:  Mudpie sister and the armadillo barbeque

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She's alone now 
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Vote the island away. 
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This can't be the last flan. 
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Three subatomic particles walk into a bar. The first one is a big gay poof, the second is sucking itself off. Just then, the pope decides to live a subterranean lifestyle and engorge himself with plastic buttocks. 
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You must be at least this tall in order to prevent these statements from going over your head.

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Quick! Backspace before it's too late!

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Hopeless is the man who thinks eating deep fried cod tongues reminds him of French kissing.

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