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Man With Hat 
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 Posted: November 27 2020 at 21:32 |
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Watching them burn makes me nostalgic for the USSR.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 27 2020 at 21:59 |
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This isn't the final tickle.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 28 2020 at 03:09 |
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Plenty of advisers were here before dawn.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 28 2020 at 03:35 |
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Lie like you were naked and covered in genital warts.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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TCat
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Posted: November 28 2020 at 10:27 |
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You too can get similar results if you take your left hand and guide the blender into the nearest eye socket (preferably one that doesn't belong to you) and flip cartwheels into various assorted cow patties.
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TCat
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Posted: November 28 2020 at 10:32 |
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Sandstorms in Arizona are much different from those in Nigeria in that the Mohave sand has more glass shards and hypodermic needles mixed in.
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 28 2020 at 12:32 |
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Over 150 feet down we found a deposit of pants.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 28 2020 at 13:19 |
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You can't get any more classic than the "p" key.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 28 2020 at 13:19 |
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I hug airports.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 28 2020 at 13:20 |
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Another press conference, another evacuation.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 28 2020 at 14:53 |
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We can not throw a party for Alice again.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 28 2020 at 15:12 |
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This is the third disaster in 2 months to end with anal warts.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 29 2020 at 02:13 |
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The speed of sound is unimpressive when you are on fire.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 29 2020 at 03:10 |
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Walking around with several biblical plagues in your backpocket.
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 29 2020 at 10:54 |
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I prefer toaster ovens myself.
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 29 2020 at 13:57 |
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A rounded snout and a bladder primed for marking territory.
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Posted: November 29 2020 at 13:58 |
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I knew I had to buy another nose after my fifth nose grew an arm.
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Posted: November 29 2020 at 13:59 |
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The man in the lab coat wants your poop.
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Posted: November 29 2020 at 14:00 |
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One of my nouns opened up a restaurant.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 30 2020 at 00:19 |
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The truth will burn.
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