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Man With Hat 
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 Posted: November 21 2020 at 22:31 |
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Bad calendar ideas #17: Bums Of Nuns
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 21 2020 at 22:47 |
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Knots on the nudes.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 22 2020 at 01:40 |
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Which one of these people did you want maimed?
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 22 2020 at 02:20 |
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It was the bleeding anus of her dreams.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: November 22 2020 at 04:03 |
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the Wrath of Grapes: hemorrhoids, liver disease and impotence - an illustrated history (Harper Collins $32.95)
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TCat
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Posted: November 22 2020 at 09:39 |
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Tonight's Debate Topic: The Pros and Cons of the Library Cataloging System: Dewey or Don't We?
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TCat
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Posted: November 22 2020 at 09:41 |
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Clocks are for people who are waiting for laundry to finish.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 22 2020 at 10:29 |
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I want all things.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 22 2020 at 10:34 |
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No backs, no blimps.
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 22 2020 at 12:52 |
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That's not necessarily the case.
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 22 2020 at 15:36 |
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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? 645.5
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 22 2020 at 15:37 |
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I need to burp, but the only opening left is my left ear.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 22 2020 at 15:38 |
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The dilithium chamber is clogged with anal warts again.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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TCat
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Posted: November 22 2020 at 18:11 |
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Category: Electronics & Humor
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 22 2020 at 23:37 |
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The dialectics are overwhelming to some of us cribbage enthusiasts.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 22 2020 at 23:46 |
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I can't believe the last time we bought a clock we started over without getting hepatitis.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 23 2020 at 01:52 |
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There can only be failure with an ass like that.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 23 2020 at 02:21 |
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The spoons are erotically aligned.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: November 23 2020 at 06:43 |
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(Disclaimer: Only Arsenal and maybe Smiths fans will probably get this) Willian it was really one nothing
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 23 2020 at 12:52 |
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My bowl of cereal has been smote again.
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