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JD 
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 Posted: November 16 2020 at 15:35 |
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Did you just dad joke me?
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 16 2020 at 16:32 |
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Are you sure it's not a cat joke?
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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JD
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Posted: November 16 2020 at 17:14 |
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Did he hack up the joke in the middle of the kitchen?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 16 2020 at 21:24 |
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how do you clean up a joke?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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JD
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Posted: November 17 2020 at 05:26 |
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Do you use Joy dish soap?
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rushfan4
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Posted: November 17 2020 at 08:23 |
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Was the dish soap Sad before hearing the dad joke?
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 17 2020 at 09:28 |
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Is this the first time anyone has ever anthropomorphized dish soap?
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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TCat
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Posted: November 17 2020 at 09:58 |
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Wouldn't it be obvious that if dish soap can be Joy, that it can also be Sad, or even, maybe just maybe, Concupiscent?
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JD
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Posted: November 17 2020 at 10:02 |
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Doesn't it have a bubbly personality?
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rushfan4
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Posted: November 17 2020 at 11:04 |
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Does that mean that you can drink it like champagne and it will cure you form COVID?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 17 2020 at 13:56 |
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should i not be filling my bathtub with Champaign?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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progaardvark
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Posted: November 18 2020 at 05:23 |
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Are you planning on giving the University of Illinois a bath?
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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TCat
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Posted: November 18 2020 at 09:13 |
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Is having all of those Co-eds together in one bathtub legal?
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JD
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Posted: November 18 2020 at 10:46 |
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Does the tub size allow for proper social distancing?
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TCat
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Posted: November 18 2020 at 11:04 |
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Does that matter as long as they have a mask?
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rushfan4
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Posted: November 18 2020 at 11:04 |
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Are we talking scuba masks?
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TCat
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Posted: November 18 2020 at 11:06 |
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Is that what you would prefer?
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rushfan4
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Posted: November 18 2020 at 11:07 |
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Wouldn't they help prevent the champagne from burning their eyes?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: November 18 2020 at 13:49 |
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why does champaign burn your eyes?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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JD
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Posted: November 19 2020 at 15:17 |
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Would it be because you pointed the bottle the wrong way before popping the cork?
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