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progaardvark 
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 Posted: July 22 2020 at 11:05 |
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Please burp your way into my stomach.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 22 2020 at 11:05 |
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I have the muscle tone of an 18-pack of toilet paper.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 22 2020 at 11:06 |
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The key is to seal your farts in a bubble as they pass.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 22 2020 at 13:38 |
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Its like the hemorrhoids cured themselves!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 22 2020 at 13:57 |
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She was milked for several hours.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
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Posted: July 22 2020 at 14:14 |
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This is the Way We Wash Our Clothes: A Comprehensive History of Garment Laundering from Cavemen to Couture
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 22 2020 at 14:44 |
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Roland Garvey's preface in this made me want to plant lemon trees in any neighborhood that boarders a Chinatown.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 22 2020 at 14:54 |
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Not so famous last words #13: Carsik Mavalize - "Oh, those vicious salamis."
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
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Posted: July 22 2020 at 15:03 |
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When Garvey died in a freak housecleaning incident, conspiracy theories abounded that it was textile related. |
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 22 2020 at 16:23 |
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If I read one autobiography, I've read 100. But it all convinces me that the life of a taxidermist is the one for the modern man.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 22 2020 at 16:39 |
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Shoes are the grapevines of the rafters.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 23 2020 at 03:04 |
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There are only three sausages left.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 23 2020 at 03:25 |
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If you rummage, they will flounder around the cake stand.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 23 2020 at 10:35 |
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The office is open for sharing your breath with insects.
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progaardvark
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Off at tangents is now 12 minutes long.
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 23 2020 at 10:36 |
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I think it's kind of clever that you nouned your way out of that.
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progaardvark
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They reframed it as two beige doors on a green thing that vibrates at 50 m.p.h.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 23 2020 at 11:03 |
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The beeping won't stop until you stop bleeding.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 23 2020 at 11:10 |
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There are only two hands.
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Posted: July 23 2020 at 21:27 |
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Duck tape is inconsistent with my values.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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