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TCat 
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 Posted: July 10 2020 at 18:09 |
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Cognitive Tests only judge your intelligence when:
a. all of the words are spelled correctly. b. all of the worlds are spelled incorrectly. c. all of the words are spelled numerically. d. all of the words are spelled. e. this is a cow.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 10 2020 at 20:59 |
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My acrobats can't sniff around like this again.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 10 2020 at 21:34 |
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Find the dung in your heart.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 11 2020 at 02:38 |
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This is the first time I actually saw dancing.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 11 2020 at 03:21 |
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The ward is closed off until further notice.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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TCat
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Posted: July 11 2020 at 10:07 |
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Multiple choice questions are only effective when:
a. there are no choices b. there are no participants c. multiple choices are utilized: i. in random order ii. in random odor iii. Tide pods d. unicorns are involved e. all or none of the above or any combination of the above except when: i. e = mc2 ii. fake news iii. huh? iv. only iii is correct v. b, c, e are correct unless taken out of order, then only a, d and g are correct but only when carrying the 1 and adding in a multiplication factor of 2/3rds. f. screw you guys, I'm going home.
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TCat
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Posted: July 11 2020 at 10:09 |
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Migraines are just like colostomy bags surrounding Uranus.
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Posted: July 11 2020 at 12:06 |
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It's not whether it's shaken or stirred, but how deep the hole is.
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Thank you for supporting independently produced music
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 11 2020 at 12:34 |
Some other forms can be expected, but a delay is in order.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 11 2020 at 12:42 |
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This is the final train of the evening.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 12 2020 at 02:23 |
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It was a time where men were men, and women were also men.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 12 2020 at 03:07 |
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The hands of the devil play the piano even where there aren't any pianos.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 13 2020 at 03:17 |
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We've all been prepared to sip.
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Posted: July 13 2020 at 05:57 |
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This is this cat
This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat |
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Posted: July 13 2020 at 11:05 |
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I will drive like I have cans in my frown.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: July 13 2020 at 11:06 |
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The lowest common denominator is nouning inside socks.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: July 13 2020 at 11:07 |
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These eggs smell like the Alan Parsons Project.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: July 13 2020 at 11:08 |
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They will only let you put your foot in the noodles sixteen times.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 13 2020 at 13:04 |
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Getting gayer by the minute? Call 1-987-509-6088 and save yourself all the trouble of losing your keys just to find them again!
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: July 13 2020 at 13:10 |
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There was a drip and there was a drop, but never did the two meet.
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