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I'm hoping for a more strenuous belch.
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I see what you did there. Now I'm constipated.
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Peanut butter and crackers are trending in my stomach.
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My hair is having a chance of thunderstorms.
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Someone's ejaculate is covering the toaster again.
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Bad calendar ideas #299: Scones & Sex Workers 
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Diacritic, Die a Critic: The Language of Symbols and Why it's Killing Expository Commentary


"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."   -- John F. Kennedy
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Bad calendar ideas #299: Scones & Sex Workers 
Jesus...I did a calendar like that once. You want to guess which one I put the lingerie on?
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Originally posted by JD JD wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Bad calendar ideas #299: Scones & Sex Workers 
Jesus...I did a calendar like that once. You want to guess which one I put the lingerie on?

I hope that one that inspires the New York Yankees to defund our collective musical expression. 
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No one is on the bicycle. 
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The devil knows how to scoop the cranberries. 
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Those men are enraged. 
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My digestive system makes its own cold fronts.
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Flushing with no abandon. 
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I need to write more about poop.
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I went to college for the ham.
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Getting shot in the lower back? Call 1-976-084-2299 and have someone's bowels evacuated all over the tableau that was commissioned for a christmas dinner.  
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Put more motion in your experience. 
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Interviewer:  How do you manage to put so many tracks on each of your greatest hits collections?

Greg:  It's easy when your songs are only titles.

(Taken from ?: track nr. :) 

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Whipped Cream makes everything taste better....except for clowns....it only makes them taste funnier.

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