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TCat 
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 Posted: June 30 2020 at 10:38 |
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I could have been lost in the bottomless void if not for peanut brittle.
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TCat
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Posted: June 30 2020 at 10:41 |
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Zoltar's 5 cent fortunes, nr. 29744: "Due to lack of interest, your variety show will be cancelled."
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TCat
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Posted: June 30 2020 at 10:45 |
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Fear of turtle shells can exude certain multi-beaked insects into previously unwrapped air freshener cake recipes.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 30 2020 at 14:18 |
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Plagiarizing is something to do when you are horny.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 30 2020 at 14:38 |
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Rejected slogans for toothpaste #14: "It's not a blowjob, it's raspberry jam."
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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HackettFan
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Posted: June 30 2020 at 15:01 |
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From this point onward 'surprising' will be spelled 'sirprizing'.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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HackettFan
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Posted: June 30 2020 at 15:04 |
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Phase 3.14
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 30 2020 at 15:28 |
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She isn't the type of girl you would sell to save the planet from a sentient comet.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 30 2020 at 15:48 |
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Feel the meats firmly.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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HackettFan
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Posted: June 30 2020 at 17:02 |
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Pull the envelope.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 30 2020 at 17:12 |
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Blow the other end.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 30 2020 at 17:17 |
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It hurts me to use the poker as a suppository delivery device.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: June 30 2020 at 21:26 |
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Will you look at the head on that !
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Thank you for supporting independently produced music
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 30 2020 at 21:45 |
I'm always disappointed in your pie.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 30 2020 at 21:53 |
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Ran over by a rake and still full of things that you should have discarded with the war.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 01 2020 at 02:30 |
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The lover always dies first.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 01 2020 at 03:07 |
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He looks at you and then there is silence for hours.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 01 2020 at 13:42 |
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I'm always left with long rectangles.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: July 01 2020 at 13:44 |
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Your train is my yarn basket.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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I roll all my farts around my fingers.
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