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progaardvark 
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Which part of the cob is the butt?
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: June 16 2020 at 10:11 |
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It's my goal to launch 25 trillion ironing boards into space.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: June 16 2020 at 10:15 |
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Desperate for Brussels sprouts, I had to commit to small talk with a hassock.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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I nouned the car for five hours.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 16 2020 at 11:49 |
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This is the end of the octopus.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 16 2020 at 11:59 |
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Getting the shub lips.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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I have the sunglasses to see Olive Garden hairs.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Your stamp collection is now in the Kuiper Belt.
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HackettFan
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Posted: June 16 2020 at 17:30 |
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 16 2020 at 19:05 |
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Preserve my masses.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 16 2020 at 19:23 |
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I"m going to have to take a week off at some point.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 17 2020 at 02:39 |
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This is no salad train.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 17 2020 at 03:04 |
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There aren't enough glasses of honey for the duke.
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TCat
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Posted: June 17 2020 at 09:40 |
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Excuse me sir, you dropped your left testicle.
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TCat
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Posted: June 17 2020 at 09:42 |
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Zoltar's 5 cent fortunes, nr. 5547: Fortune smiles upon you but unfortunately Fate thinks you should be split down the middle.
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TCat
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Posted: June 17 2020 at 09:45 |
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Find your new occupation in this tube of chicken bullion specifically formulated for the meek inheriting the Earth.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: June 17 2020 at 13:25 |
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Several marines are buried in margarine.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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This is where we can examine the potbellies without the IRS making plans to invade Panama.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 17 2020 at 16:23 |
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Where is the any key?
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Man With Hat
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That's no bidet.
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but that make me just a piece of snot 