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Man With Hat 
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 Posted: April 26 2020 at 15:15 |
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Don't cough on that lasagna!
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 26 2020 at 15:25 |
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Unusual fortune cookie messages #9: "That's A Juicy a****le."
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 26 2020 at 15:44 |
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I can't wear glasses anymore because more noses have appeared under my eyes.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 26 2020 at 15:44 |
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That collar has polar coordinates for a set of lean radishes.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 26 2020 at 15:45 |
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Always choose "mastodon poop" when you're given a choice.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: April 26 2020 at 16:41 |
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Ting for Lewis.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 26 2020 at 19:12 |
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Stamp them verbatim.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 26 2020 at 19:16 |
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notice the bear skin rugs.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: April 27 2020 at 00:14 |
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Spic 'n' Span - How to Safely Cross the Border Without Leaving a Trace
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 27 2020 at 00:47 |
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Get employment, lose freedom.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 27 2020 at 00:50 |
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The fountain of youth is really a toilet.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 27 2020 at 02:59 |
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I want to get you formaldehyde.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: April 27 2020 at 03:32 |
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Living with an esophagus? Call 1-761-495-2208 and send all your spinal columns to the dustbin.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 27 2020 at 14:06 |
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Let me noun over it a little while.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: April 27 2020 at 14:07 |
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It will only be a matter of time when they start numbering poops.
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Posted: April 27 2020 at 14:07 |
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The decimal point goes between the fart and the anus.
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Posted: April 27 2020 at 14:08 |
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Adding more minus signs won't make me subtract any faster.
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Posted: April 27 2020 at 14:45 |
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Take away the answer and what have you got left?
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TCat
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Posted: April 27 2020 at 14:45 |
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Bubblegum was bound to find it's way there.
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Posted: April 27 2020 at 14:47 |
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Everything is verbed right down to the last noun.
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