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HackettFan 
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Joined: June 20 2012 Location: Oklahoma Status: Offline Points: 7951 |
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 Posted: April 10 2020 at 10:22 |
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In this moment I am second best.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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progaardvark
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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Online Points: 51803 |
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Posted: April 10 2020 at 12:29 |
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In this moment I am accepting the challenge of peeing through a laughing phenomenon better known as "The Jet Mug Balance Incident."
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
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Posted: April 10 2020 at 13:18 |
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In this moment I am the stray pubic hair attached in the underside of the toilet seat
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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HackettFan
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Posted: April 13 2020 at 18:05 |
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In this moment I am a tragic number.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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HackettFan
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Posted: April 13 2020 at 18:06 |
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In this moment I am Covid-19 negative ten days ago.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 13 2020 at 23:47 |
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In this moment I am saving the party with my sweet dance moves and ladle fetching ability
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 14 2020 at 16:38 |
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In this moment I am having a revolution under the bed.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 14 2020 at 18:49 |
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In this moment I am using my watch to ignite the fuse
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 15 2020 at 05:26 |
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In this moment I am wallpapering over all the jester flags from the breakfast storm.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 15 2020 at 13:48 |
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In this moment I am throwing away your pineapples
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 15 2020 at 16:23 |
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In this moment I am as fragrant as ceiling insulation.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 15 2020 at 20:03 |
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In this moment I am the sock you can't use anymore
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67421 |
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Posted: April 16 2020 at 04:26 |
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In this moment I'm suitable only for persons of 15 years and over.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 16 2020 at 13:36 |
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In this moment I am returning the fern to the store where you bought it
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 16 2020 at 15:24 |
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In this moment I am putting muffins in a hamster ball expecting something amazing to happen.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 16 2020 at 16:05 |
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In this moment I am gluing together two people who have an identical face
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 20 2020 at 11:24 |
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In this moment I am a cobble-stoned salad bowl looking for two different types of tuna hoagies.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 20 2020 at 13:21 |
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In this moment I am the physical pain of ejecting a large bowl of soup from your vaginal opening
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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JD
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Joined: February 07 2009 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 18446 |
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Posted: April 21 2020 at 09:33 |
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In this moment I see a flurry of flakes coming over the fence and far too close to our borders.
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 21 2020 at 11:15 |
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In this moment I am all the mountains that answered "yes" to the survey question "Can you hold your pee for more than two hours?"
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