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Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

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committed a mass dusticide in my room today, room is clean but I'm breathing less easily
 

you shouldn't breath dust. its bad for the lungs and anus. 
luckily I haven't yet activated my anal breathing
 

You don't want to get fecal matter in your lungs. 
bidets will emancipate clean anal breathing
 

can I turn my barstool into a bidet? 

Drill a hole in the seat, run a pipe up to it, hook it up, and turn it on.
 

That sounds more like a sex machine, k. 
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

committed a mass dusticide in my room today, room is clean but I'm breathing less easily
 

you shouldn't breath dust. its bad for the lungs and anus. 
luckily I haven't yet activated my anal breathing
 

You don't want to get fecal matter in your lungs. 
bidets will emancipate clean anal breathing
 

can I turn my barstool into a bidet? 

Drill a hole in the seat, run a pipe up to it, hook it up, and turn it on.
 

That sounds more like a sex machine, k. 
Indeed, it is a perfect description of James Brown
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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

committed a mass dusticide in my room today, room is clean but I'm breathing less easily
 

you shouldn't breath dust. its bad for the lungs and anus. 
luckily I haven't yet activated my anal breathing
 

You don't want to get fecal matter in your lungs. 
bidets will emancipate clean anal breathing
 

can I turn my barstool into a bidet? 

Drill a hole in the seat, run a pipe up to it, hook it up, and turn it on.
 

That sounds more like a sex machine, k. 
Indeed, it is a perfect description of James Brown
 

He isn't a great sex machine these days, iykwim. 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

committed a mass dusticide in my room today, room is clean but I'm breathing less easily
 

you shouldn't breath dust. its bad for the lungs and anus. 
luckily I haven't yet activated my anal breathing
 

You don't want to get fecal matter in your lungs. 
bidets will emancipate clean anal breathing
 

can I turn my barstool into a bidet? 

Drill a hole in the seat, run a pipe up to it, hook it up, and turn it on.
 

That sounds more like a sex machine, k. 
Indeed, it is a perfect description of James Brown
 

He isn't a great sex machine these days, iykwim. 
That's because no one has told him to get on up since 06.
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Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

committed a mass dusticide in my room today, room is clean but I'm breathing less easily
 

you shouldn't breath dust. its bad for the lungs and anus. 
luckily I haven't yet activated my anal breathing
 

You don't want to get fecal matter in your lungs. 
bidets will emancipate clean anal breathing
 

can I turn my barstool into a bidet? 

Drill a hole in the seat, run a pipe up to it, hook it up, and turn it on.
 

That sounds more like a sex machine, k. 
Indeed, it is a perfect description of James Brown
 

He isn't a great sex machine these days, iykwim. 
That's because no one has told him to get on up since 06.
 

Well, I have the industrial strength bullhorn if you'd care to reverse that course. 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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That'll be a payback 
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whaddup, so I finally finished the finallic NH since I'm not allowed to do anything meaningful at this point because of some disease
and I have decided on these faves:
To cope with the inability to resist . . .
A Recipe For Pineapple & Mango Chutney
Blue, as a Woman Or as a Restless Autumn Sky
Driving at Speeds Greater Than 33 MPH Can Give You Epilepsy
Still More Queer Haikus
22nd Century Blues Conundrum #3
Jeff Disrupts The Hyperbola
A Piano Concerto (Played on Manual Computer Keyboard)
An Extended Scene From the Third Act of an Unreleased Play by Margot Thactachi
Knee Deep In Horse Corpses
A ThousEnd and One Lice
To the Girl with Pretty Hands Part III

will I/we ever find out who wrote some of these?
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^ I'm afraid you are making me blush. 

I did 2-10. 
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2 & 10 or 2 through to 10??
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2 through to 10 k
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I praise high
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this is deloshous
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I praise high
 

I splooge with gratitude and humility. 
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I was thoroughly convinced that those queer haikus were from an actual queer
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Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

I was thoroughly convinced that those queer haikus were from an actual queer
 

I feel like this is the mark of a good artist. Not saying I wasn't plummeled with cocks from morning til midnight but...I'm not saying I was either. 
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either way I was immersed
for 17 syllables I felt like I was among all those cocks
and then 3 more times again
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can you guess which are mine?
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Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

either way I was immersed
for 17 syllables I felt like I was among all those cocks
and then 3 more times again
 

mmm...this is the greatest compliment one could give. 
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Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

can you guess which are mine?
 

oo this is a fun game. 

can I get a hint as to how many pieces you submitted? 
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Saussure was a saucy fellow. 
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