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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 17 2020 at 23:33
^ I'm afraid you are making me blush. 

I did 2-10. 
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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whaddup, so I finally finished the finallic NH since I'm not allowed to do anything meaningful at this point because of some disease
and I have decided on these faves:
To cope with the inability to resist . . .
A Recipe For Pineapple & Mango Chutney
Blue, as a Woman Or as a Restless Autumn Sky
Driving at Speeds Greater Than 33 MPH Can Give You Epilepsy
Still More Queer Haikus
22nd Century Blues Conundrum #3
Jeff Disrupts The Hyperbola
A Piano Concerto (Played on Manual Computer Keyboard)
An Extended Scene From the Third Act of an Unreleased Play by Margot Thactachi
Knee Deep In Horse Corpses
A ThousEnd and One Lice
To the Girl with Pretty Hands Part III

will I/we ever find out who wrote some of these?
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That'll be a payback 
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Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

committed a mass dusticide in my room today, room is clean but I'm breathing less easily
 

you shouldn't breath dust. its bad for the lungs and anus. 
luckily I haven't yet activated my anal breathing
 

You don't want to get fecal matter in your lungs. 
bidets will emancipate clean anal breathing
 

can I turn my barstool into a bidet? 

Drill a hole in the seat, run a pipe up to it, hook it up, and turn it on.
 

That sounds more like a sex machine, k. 
Indeed, it is a perfect description of James Brown
 

He isn't a great sex machine these days, iykwim. 
That's because no one has told him to get on up since 06.
 

Well, I have the industrial strength bullhorn if you'd care to reverse that course. 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Polymorphia Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 15 2020 at 22:41
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

committed a mass dusticide in my room today, room is clean but I'm breathing less easily
 

you shouldn't breath dust. its bad for the lungs and anus. 
luckily I haven't yet activated my anal breathing
 

You don't want to get fecal matter in your lungs. 
bidets will emancipate clean anal breathing
 

can I turn my barstool into a bidet? 

Drill a hole in the seat, run a pipe up to it, hook it up, and turn it on.
 

That sounds more like a sex machine, k. 
Indeed, it is a perfect description of James Brown
 

He isn't a great sex machine these days, iykwim. 
That's because no one has told him to get on up since 06.
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Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

committed a mass dusticide in my room today, room is clean but I'm breathing less easily
 

you shouldn't breath dust. its bad for the lungs and anus. 
luckily I haven't yet activated my anal breathing
 

You don't want to get fecal matter in your lungs. 
bidets will emancipate clean anal breathing
 

can I turn my barstool into a bidet? 

Drill a hole in the seat, run a pipe up to it, hook it up, and turn it on.
 

That sounds more like a sex machine, k. 
Indeed, it is a perfect description of James Brown
 

He isn't a great sex machine these days, iykwim. 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

committed a mass dusticide in my room today, room is clean but I'm breathing less easily
 

you shouldn't breath dust. its bad for the lungs and anus. 
luckily I haven't yet activated my anal breathing
 

You don't want to get fecal matter in your lungs. 
bidets will emancipate clean anal breathing
 

can I turn my barstool into a bidet? 

Drill a hole in the seat, run a pipe up to it, hook it up, and turn it on.
 

That sounds more like a sex machine, k. 
Indeed, it is a perfect description of James Brown
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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

committed a mass dusticide in my room today, room is clean but I'm breathing less easily
 

you shouldn't breath dust. its bad for the lungs and anus. 
luckily I haven't yet activated my anal breathing
 

You don't want to get fecal matter in your lungs. 
bidets will emancipate clean anal breathing
 

can I turn my barstool into a bidet? 

Drill a hole in the seat, run a pipe up to it, hook it up, and turn it on.
 

That sounds more like a sex machine, k. 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

committed a mass dusticide in my room today, room is clean but I'm breathing less easily
 

you shouldn't breath dust. its bad for the lungs and anus. 
luckily I haven't yet activated my anal breathing
 

You don't want to get fecal matter in your lungs. 
bidets will emancipate clean anal breathing
 

can I turn my barstool into a bidet? 

Drill a hole in the seat, run a pipe up to it, hook it up, and turn it on.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
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this car smells like cartilage
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tfw slept for 15 hours
 

this is a skill I wish I could master
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tfw slept for 15 hours
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Originally posted by Polymorphia Polymorphia wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

committed a mass dusticide in my room today, room is clean but I'm breathing less easily
 

you shouldn't breath dust. its bad for the lungs and anus. 
luckily I haven't yet activated my anal breathing
 

You don't want to get fecal matter in your lungs. 
bidets will emancipate clean anal breathing
 

can I turn my barstool into a bidet? 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

committed a mass dusticide in my room today, room is clean but I'm breathing less easily
 

you shouldn't breath dust. its bad for the lungs and anus. 
luckily I haven't yet activated my anal breathing
 

You don't want to get fecal matter in your lungs. 
bidets will emancipate clean anal breathing
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bowing down to the ground

there was a moron on tv in norwegian whom said bacteria, wehen it is a virus..
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we battle corona by submitting to it's will 
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we batle corona by diplomacy and pacifisme
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Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

committed a mass dusticide in my room today, room is clean but I'm breathing less easily
 

you shouldn't breath dust. its bad for the lungs and anus. 
luckily I haven't yet activated my anal breathing
 

You don't want to get fecal matter in your lungs. 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

committed a mass dusticide in my room today, room is clean but I'm breathing less easily
 

you shouldn't breath dust. its bad for the lungs and anus. 
luckily I haven't yet activated my anal breathing
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do u are have the corona virus
the what?? tell me more about this virus!!
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Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

committed a mass dusticide in my room today, room is clean but I'm breathing less easily
 

you shouldn't breath dust. its bad for the lungs and anus. 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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