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ExittheLemming ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
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Who was it that did your media training, Myra Hindley? It’s terrible!
All these hands all over the place. You were like a sweaty octopus
trying to unhook a bra. It was like watching John Leslie at work. Terri, when I want your advice, I’ll give you the special signal. Which is me being sectioned under the Mental Health Act I’d love to stop and chat to you but I’d rather have Type 2 diabetes The guy is an epic f*ck-up. He’s so dense that light bends around him (Malcolm F Tucker from BBC comedy sit com The Thick Of It) |
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richardh ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: February 18 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 29452 |
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It would be great of Churchill was the originator but actually it appears that this kind of put down had been around for a long time. |
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richardh ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: February 18 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 29452 |
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Admittedly a very famous one that everyone knows but probably my favourite: We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars |
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moshkito ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: January 04 2007 Location: Grok City Status: Offline Points: 18066 |
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Hi,
I'm not one for quotes ... but there are two (three actually since 2 are from the same) of them that I will always remember ... 1. Ernest Borgnine in "THE WILD BUNCH" saying ... (paraphrasing to prevent .... ) why don't you kiss my rosey ... 2. Don Juan when Carlos showed him his thesis for UCLA .... "you know what Mexicans do with paper!" 3. Don Juan telling Carlos about the drugs ... "of course not, idiot, you didn't need them, but you were so difficult and always stuck to your brain, that we had to sidetrack you sometimes to get anything done!" (paraphrased) A lot of the other bits and pieces that I like to quote, of all of them my favorite is from the play "MARAT/SADE" and some of the incredible and incendiary exchanges between the Marquis and Jean-Paul Marat. Marat: I am the revolution! Sade: No. You are just another idiot that thinks he can change the world! (slightly paraphrased!) ... (later) ... interruption and the French this and that says ... "Mr. de Sade, I object. The patients are here for "therapy", not play! (... the play is full of rich bits!) |
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Music is not just for listening ... it is for LIVING ... you got to feel it to know what's it about! Not being told!
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The Dark Elf ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: February 01 2011 Location: Michigan Status: Offline Points: 13228 |
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Two from Winston Churchill:
Lady Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I should flavour your coffee with poison! W.C.: Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it. - AND - Bessie Braddock, M.P.: Winston, you're drunk! W.C.: Bessie, you're ugly. And tomorrow morning I shall be sober. Edited by The Dark Elf - March 04 2020 at 17:35 |
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...a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology... |
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dr wu23 ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: August 22 2010 Location: Indiana Status: Offline Points: 20660 |
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"Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true.'
Francis Bacon
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One does nothing yet nothing is left undone.
Haquin |
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MortSahlFan ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: March 01 2018 Location: US Status: Offline Points: 3075 |
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"Every time the Russians put an American in jail, WE put an American in jail to show the Russians they can't get away with it." -Mort Sahl
Edited by MortSahlFan - March 04 2020 at 13:36 |
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https://www.youtube.com/c/LoyalOpposition
https://www.scribd.com/document/382737647/MortSahlFan-Song-List |
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Snicolette ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: November 02 2018 Location: OR Status: Offline Points: 6048 |
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Some from my favourite quipstress, Dorothy Parker:
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone “The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” “I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.” |
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"Into every rain, a little life must fall." ~Tom Rapp
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LAM-SGC ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: December 26 2018 Location: se Status: Offline Points: 1550 |
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"Ar scáth a chéile a mhaireann na daoine."
(Ar scawh a chxall-yah a wir-enn na dee-neh.) Under the shelter of each other, people survive. |
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timothy leary ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: December 29 2005 Location: Lilliwaup, Wa. Status: Offline Points: 5319 |
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"Is that so"........the story of Haquin
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The Dark Elf ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: February 01 2011 Location: Michigan Status: Offline Points: 13228 |
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"I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws."
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...a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
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ExittheLemming ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
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Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great (Machiavelli) But I don't know how to describe the modern rose, when I can't refer to her shape against her clothes (Cruel by Paddy McAloon) Satanism is every other religion apart from your own (from an FBI report in the wake of the 'Satanic Panic' of the 80s - author unknown) Hell is other people (Jean Paul Sartre) |
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Logan ![]() Forum & Site Admin Group ![]() ![]() Site Admin Joined: April 05 2006 Location: Vancouver, BC Status: Offline Points: 37232 |
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I'm paraphrasing: "The first step on the road to wisdom is the recognition of one's own ignorance" (Plato/Socrates).
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The Dark Elf ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: February 01 2011 Location: Michigan Status: Offline Points: 13228 |
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...a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
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Shadowyzard ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: February 24 2020 Location: Davutlar Status: Offline Points: 4506 |
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I considered creating this topic on the "Just for Fun" section, yet figured that we might get enlightened and might learn from each other.
I'll begin with a simple but wise one. I know of only one rule: style cannot be too clear, too simple. – Jonathan Swift
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