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Shadowyzard ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: February 24 2020 Location: Davutlar Status: Offline Points: 4506 |
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I considered creating this topic on the "Just for Fun" section, yet figured that we might get enlightened and might learn from each other.
I'll begin with a simple but wise one. I know of only one rule: style cannot be too clear, too simple. – Jonathan Swift
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The Dark Elf ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: February 01 2011 Location: Michigan Status: Online Points: 13228 |
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...a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
to take the place of the mud shark in your mythology... |
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Logan ![]() Forum & Site Admin Group ![]() ![]() Site Admin Joined: April 05 2006 Location: Vancouver, BC Status: Offline Points: 37232 |
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I'm paraphrasing: "The first step on the road to wisdom is the recognition of one's own ignorance" (Plato/Socrates).
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ExittheLemming ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
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Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great (Machiavelli) But I don't know how to describe the modern rose, when I can't refer to her shape against her clothes (Cruel by Paddy McAloon) Satanism is every other religion apart from your own (from an FBI report in the wake of the 'Satanic Panic' of the 80s - author unknown) Hell is other people (Jean Paul Sartre) |
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The Dark Elf ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: February 01 2011 Location: Michigan Status: Online Points: 13228 |
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"I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws."
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...a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
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timothy leary ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: December 29 2005 Location: Lilliwaup, Wa. Status: Offline Points: 5319 |
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"Is that so"........the story of Haquin
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LAM-SGC ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: December 26 2018 Location: se Status: Offline Points: 1550 |
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"Ar scáth a chéile a mhaireann na daoine."
(Ar scawh a chxall-yah a wir-enn na dee-neh.) Under the shelter of each other, people survive. |
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Snicolette ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: November 02 2018 Location: OR Status: Offline Points: 6048 |
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Some from my favourite quipstress, Dorothy Parker:
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone “The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” “I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.” |
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"Into every rain, a little life must fall." ~Tom Rapp
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MortSahlFan ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: March 01 2018 Location: US Status: Offline Points: 3075 |
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"Every time the Russians put an American in jail, WE put an American in jail to show the Russians they can't get away with it." -Mort Sahl
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https://www.youtube.com/c/LoyalOpposition
https://www.scribd.com/document/382737647/MortSahlFan-Song-List |
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dr wu23 ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: August 22 2010 Location: Indiana Status: Offline Points: 20660 |
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"Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true.'
Francis Bacon
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One does nothing yet nothing is left undone.
Haquin |
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The Dark Elf ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: February 01 2011 Location: Michigan Status: Online Points: 13228 |
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Two from Winston Churchill:
Lady Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I should flavour your coffee with poison! W.C.: Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it. - AND - Bessie Braddock, M.P.: Winston, you're drunk! W.C.: Bessie, you're ugly. And tomorrow morning I shall be sober. Edited by The Dark Elf - March 04 2020 at 17:35 |
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moshkito ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: January 04 2007 Location: Grok City Status: Offline Points: 18066 |
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Hi,
I'm not one for quotes ... but there are two (three actually since 2 are from the same) of them that I will always remember ... 1. Ernest Borgnine in "THE WILD BUNCH" saying ... (paraphrasing to prevent .... ) why don't you kiss my rosey ... 2. Don Juan when Carlos showed him his thesis for UCLA .... "you know what Mexicans do with paper!" 3. Don Juan telling Carlos about the drugs ... "of course not, idiot, you didn't need them, but you were so difficult and always stuck to your brain, that we had to sidetrack you sometimes to get anything done!" (paraphrased) A lot of the other bits and pieces that I like to quote, of all of them my favorite is from the play "MARAT/SADE" and some of the incredible and incendiary exchanges between the Marquis and Jean-Paul Marat. Marat: I am the revolution! Sade: No. You are just another idiot that thinks he can change the world! (slightly paraphrased!) ... (later) ... interruption and the French this and that says ... "Mr. de Sade, I object. The patients are here for "therapy", not play! (... the play is full of rich bits!) |
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Music is not just for listening ... it is for LIVING ... you got to feel it to know what's it about! Not being told!
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richardh ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: February 18 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 29452 |
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Admittedly a very famous one that everyone knows but probably my favourite: We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars |
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richardh ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: February 18 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 29452 |
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It would be great of Churchill was the originator but actually it appears that this kind of put down had been around for a long time. |
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ExittheLemming ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
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Who was it that did your media training, Myra Hindley? It’s terrible!
All these hands all over the place. You were like a sweaty octopus
trying to unhook a bra. It was like watching John Leslie at work. Terri, when I want your advice, I’ll give you the special signal. Which is me being sectioned under the Mental Health Act I’d love to stop and chat to you but I’d rather have Type 2 diabetes The guy is an epic f*ck-up. He’s so dense that light bends around him (Malcolm F Tucker from BBC comedy sit com The Thick Of It) |
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ExittheLemming ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
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If you're going to play it out of tune, then play it out of tune properly There was a lot of pretense floating around; not just with aunties and
all that but with emotions and how people saw you. They had a point.
There's a lot to learn from that generation -- the stoic approach. I
think it's disgusting how they've been forgotten about in this way. It's
the American hippies' fault, they saw a $ in there, a way of making
money out of bad moods. That's all it is most of the time. You can't
expect to feel cock-a-hoop every minute of every day. My mam and dad's
generation understood this. They were just thankful the bombs had
stopped threatening their lives. They just wanted to get on with living How long is long in a hellish place? Nuking Russia might not be a bad idea as far as the bleedin’ world is
concerned. They’ve plunged a lot of people into miserable lives. You’ve
only got to be in East Germany to see it. It’s a horrible way to live.
It’s like Doncaster We’re living in a re-issue world, filching from the past like magpies with a Tardis. They couldn’t understand that the left and right were never a threat
anyway; that the worst thing is a sanitized society ruled by the middle
class. The working class and the real upper class have a lot in common.
They know where they’re from, they like a drink, have a sense of humour.
It’s the middle you need to look out for. the venerable wisdom of the late Mark E Smith of the Fall
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Shadowyzard ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: February 24 2020 Location: Davutlar Status: Offline Points: 4506 |
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BaldFriede ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: June 02 2005 Location: Germany Status: Offline Points: 10266 |
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"Um ein tadelloses Mitglied einer Schafherde sein zu können, muss man vor allem ein Schaf sein." (Albert Einstein). Translation: "In order to be an immaculate member of a flock of sheep, one must above all be a sheep oneself." I have to think of this one when I see videos of flat-earthers, evolution deniers or the likes.
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TCat ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: February 07 2010 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 11612 |
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Cormac McCarthy's book "All the Pretty Horses" is full of excellent quotes. Here is one: “When I was in school I studied biology. I learned that in making their experiments scientists will take some group--bacteria, mice, people--and subject that group to certain conditions. They compare the results with a second group which has not been disturbed. This second group is called the control group. It is the control group which enables the scientist gauge the effect of his experiment. To judge the significance of what has occurred. In history there are no control groups. There is no one to tell us what might have been. We weep over the might have been, but there is no might have been. There never was. It is supposed to be true that those who do not know history are condemned to repeat it. I don't believe knowing can save us. What is constant in history is greed and foolishness and a love of blood and this is a thing that even God--who knows all that can be known--seems powerless to change."
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TCat ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: February 07 2010 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 11612 |
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Here are a few more from "All the Pretty Horses" by Cormac McCarthy: “Every dumb thing I ever done in my life there was a decision I made before that got me into it. It was never the dumb thing. It was always some choice I'd made before it.” “For me the world has always been more of a puppet show. But when one looks behind the curtain and traces the strings upward he finds they terminate in the hands of yet other puppets, themselves with their own strings which trace upward in turn, and so on. In my own life I saw these strings whose origins were endless enact the deaths of great men in violence and madness. Enact the ruin of a nation.” “Don't fear Death. Its only gonna help you die faster, its not gonna help you live." |
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