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    Posted: October 23 2019 at 11:27
How would you describe your forum sense of humour? What are some of your favourite humorists? And I think this topic might work well as a repository for posts that made you laugh on any given day you visit here. I quite often LOL at people's posts but quite rarely mention it when I do. Some are more direct than others and avoid the "frivolities" of humour altogether. One can tell much about a person's psychology by their humour, or seeming lack of it.

At the forum I belonged to before this one, I would say that most of the members shared an absurdist, rather macabre or disturbing sense of humour (definitely silly/ weird, but also veered towards black comedy), and were more prone to flights of fancy and creative writing style humorous posts. I don't think Proggers would tend to share a common sense of humour; we often don't even share the same taste in music (the Prog umbrella is large). I do find a greater majority of posts to be more serious, and much briefer, than at past forums I've belonged to, but humour is common with some posters, and with others very rare or almost non-existent it seems when it comes to posting (partially that's comfort with the English language in some cases I would expect -- I use puns quite frequently which would often get missed).

Also maybe share some posts that you think illustrate your sense of humour.

This wasn't funny, but then my humour rarely is (for my father's eulogy I said, "His humour was often very clever, but rarely funny", and I inherited the rarely funny bit at least), but sometimes I like to make up ludicrous stories by way of example (and sorry if this seems overly self-indulgent):

From the topic: "The great prog band you're sure noone else's heard".

"I could think of many that would be little known, but none that I believe no one has heard, nor that I would be confident to say no else, even here, has heard.

Well, maybe that's not quite true, there is Songs from the Deaf by Deaf Leotard.

Deaf Leotard was an English 80s Hairy Prog band made up of four hirsute amateur musicians whose days jobs were Aerobics instructors. What's remarkable is that all four were completely deaf, and one sure played a mean guitar. Their sole album was recorded, mixed, mastered and engineered by deaf people (though they never finished engineering or recording it due to an unexpected tragedy). Tragically, a fire broke out in the recording studio, and all four died as they were not alerted to the fire alarm while possibly re-recording some portions that they thought didn't look and feel right, but that's a guess. The deaf production team also died in the fire. While the studio was badly damaged, remarkably the recordings were largely undamaged. I had happened to be in the near vicinity of the studio on that fateful day testing some homemade fireworks when I saw the inexplicable fire that broke out near me. I courageously dashed in and was able to save the recordings for posterity. Sadly, I was not able to save the people as they were inexplicably locked in for some strange reason right after I heroically retrieved the recordings from certain obliteration (I will never forget the surprised and horrified looks on their faces as I left, but I also sensed gratitude for saving their magnum opus -- I like to think they would have thanked me had they survived). I had been meaning to release the recordings out of respect to the dead, but due to a subsequent investigation of the fire, I decided to lay low despite my total innocence when it came to starting the fire and locking them in. I'm sure I would have been held blameless, cause I was totally innocent, and maybe I would have been held up as a kind of a hero for saving the music and protecting their legacy, but investigations can be tedious, and I had other commitments. I mailed the recordings to my house in Canada, and flew back to Canada later that day. To this day I have never shared the music with anyone, but it's pretty great all things considered. At least their legacy lives on through me."

Silly, not well-written, not very creative, and not funny, which I think sums up my sense of humour quite well. That said, I probably have come up with some things that did work and were funny.

I rather liked this from a God topic (this coming from me as a non-theist):

"It certainly might seem ungracious to pray hard for a sign and then casually reject it.

The setting: a sunny day in parched lands. Moses wanders alone.

Moses: "Yahweh, give me a sign!"

God conjures up a rainbow

Moses: "I don't find that sign very convincing. It could be a natural phenomenon. Give me another sign!"

God sets a bush alight

Moses: "That could still be down to natural causes. Give me another sign!"

God: "Oh for heaven's sake!" [strikes Moses down with lightning]

Moses [badly singed]: "Yeah, I think that will do, erm... even if it... [Moses thinks better of it as thunder rumbles] No, never mind, that will do very nicely thank you.""

As I think it works better as to illustrate an idea and has a certain economy about it that I tend to lack.

So what about your sense of humour as exhibited by your forum posts, and is there a dominant kind of humour here? I guess most of the humorous posts are found in Just For Fun, but I rarely visit that forum. I would say that sarcasm/ irony is common at PA. I use irony, but I tend to avoid "mean-spirited" humour.


What I love about humour is the way it can bond people together, though quite often it lends itself to tribalism, and that bonding experience is often at an out-group or out-individual's expense. Humour can be very divisive, and sometimes when I've made jokes that were not intended to be cruel in any way, people have come back at me very angrily (a misinterpretation of intent). I've been physically threatened for a little joke I made in the real world by a stranger, which had the opposite effect of how I had intended to use it as something of an ice-breaker. I guess it may have been inappropriate under the circumstances, it was not intended to offend or be unfriendly, but to get threats of violence against my person in return shocked me. I find humour can build empathy. Perhaps he was having a real bad day and mine was an inappropriate joke under the circumstances. I don't remember what I said now, I just remember the reaction. The guy was twice my size (well, not literally), I wasn't trying to provoke him.

Some posters have been kind enough to PM me about deleting certain posts which may have crossed certain lines of decency over my years here such as when someone posted "I cant get into Tool", and I replied "One must not try to get into Tool, you must let Tool get into you" which I then illustrated with some pictures (nothing pornographic, I assure you, but suggestive).   I really didn't need to drill/ nail it home with the pics as the innuendo was clear enough. ;)

Enough about me, what about you?

Also, what humorists do you most like and how much do they inform your sense of humour on or off the forum?

Edited by Logan - October 23 2019 at 12:15
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It's funny you should mention Deaf Leotard....... You just reminded me that I need to include Def Leppard in my upcoming Classic British Hard Rock poll. Wink
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Logan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 23 2019 at 12:26
Hope you really don't mind if I sit that one out. I think I'd sooner be deaf than listen to Def Leppard again. Okay, that is is a hyperbolic and insincere statement.



Sincerely, that shred is an improvement to my ears.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Cristi Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 23 2019 at 12:33
Originally posted by Logan Logan wrote:

Hope you really don't mind if I sit that one out. I think I'd sooner be deaf than listen to Def Leppard again. Okay, that is is a hyperbolic and insincere statement.



Sincerely, that shred is an improvement to my ears.


LOL

Miss You in a Heartbeat is a cover, originally by The Law, a Paul Rodgers project/band. I strongly disliked the Leppard cover once I heard the original, obviously. Still a ballad, but Rodgers' singing is awesome.


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Argo2112 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 23 2019 at 12:42
I know there have been a lot of funny things posted since I've been here. The first person I thought of when you put this up was Micky. I find a lot of his posts both insightful and humorous. There are others but sometime I forget who posted what. I'll need to investigate further & report back.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Barbu Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 23 2019 at 12:44
Very absurd/cartoonish humour is definitely my type (think Michel Risque and Claude Meunier).

When I'm in a good mood, I'm a quite positive person and enjoy laughing at life's absurdities. I'm not the type of dude who laugh or mock at others though but it sometimes happen and when in a bad mood I can be quite cynical and arrogant.

PA has always been a good place for me to relax and chill out. I don't review albums (too lazy), I do not CONTRIBUTE!!! (sorry Tony), and I don't really take music seriously...it's just a hobby for me (but a fantastic one indeed).

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote omphaloskepsis Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 23 2019 at 12:48
Scott Adams- Dilbert Comic creator claims 33% of folks lack a sense. of humor.  They don't get jokes.  I'd say that's true for 33% of  PA members.  

Love me Def Leppard.  White Snake and Def Leppard were the peroxide highlights of hair metal.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tamijo_II Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 23 2019 at 12:50
This is an example of lyric that makes me smile anytime i listen to it:

Waiting for the big one..too many, where ego I go too.

Might not be intended as humour but to me it is fun. 



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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote Barbu Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 23 2019 at 13:34
First time I noticed that Logan dude here is when I was writing one of my usual insignificant posts...was about Heineken and Love Beach if I remember well. He commented with a rather tasteless joke and that Micky dude was around and he was so f**king happy about it.

Thought to myself: These two jerks are clearly laughing at me.

''I'm very glad I didn't say I was listening to 'Houses of the Holy' instead of 'Love Beach' or some weak-minded person would have thought I'm a f**king pedophile!'' I replied.

The joke wasn't that bad, man. It was me in a very bad mood that day.

Humour can be tricky sometimes.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Argo2112 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 23 2019 at 14:24
^ "Humour can be tricky sometimes"

 Very true , There are times I want to crack a joke or say something funny about someones post but I'm reluctant because I don't want any one to take it the wrong way . Never looking to offend or piss anyone off (Well, Most of the time) Wink < Winky Face dude intended to lighten the mood can also be helpful. 


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Snicolette Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 23 2019 at 14:27
Can't think of a particular post right now, but do enjoy Steven Wright-brand of humour and bad puns.  Also dark humour and irony.  Micky makes me laugh when that is his intention, as does Logan.  Here's a link to some Steven Wright quotes:  https://www.laughteronlineuniversity.com/steven-wright-quotes/

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote SteveG Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 23 2019 at 14:30
Complete gallows humor and satire does it for me. I love South Park. Enough said.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote Odvin Draoi Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 23 2019 at 14:33
*patiently waiting who will mention the Mandrake: Root of Humour.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Argo2112 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 23 2019 at 14:37
Logan  I Just realized the post about Gentle Giant And Van Der Graaf Generator  with the comment "I prefer my GG without the VD" was you.  That was a good one.

 Also I find your avatar of Sean Connery wearing whatever that is to be both amusing and very disturbing at the same time! 


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I see lots of funny things here, also Howard The Duck's avatar makes me chuckle. Star
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Made a bad joke, way back when, telling that all illegal music downloaders should be send to concentration camps and post a picture of Auschwitz. One easily offended Christian neo-lover didn't take it at all and asked the admins to delete the junk. They didn't, of course.

Think the poor guy is still pissed off to this day.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Logan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 23 2019 at 15:25
^ You've made me laugh many times as have quite a few here. I once told someone who seemed unfocused in his posts that he should go to concentration camp, and I might have said it once when someone lacked Focus in a Prog poll. South Park has made much the same joke, but I thought of it independently, as I'm sure a great many people have. Picture of Auschwitz plus telling them to go to a concentration camp, even for offensive me, that would be going too far. I would hide such a post.

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^ What the guy didn't get though is that it was pure self-mockery (a style particularly dear to me), I told him but he wouldn't listen. If the holy record industry decide to exterminate all illegal downloaders, I would be the first on the train since I was quite active during the evil napster days.

Think it was a SWilson thread and he thought I was saying he was a fascist.
Remember when the good RIIA were threatening honest families because their 10 years old has downloaded a Madonna tune? Give us $5000 or we will sue you and you will lost everything. Greedy cowards! it was directed at them!

Very tricky indeed.

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Let's hope I haven't created a general malaise, it wasn't my intention.

It's ancient history, dudes.
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^^ Fair enough, and I was on Napster back in the day, and I do seem to remember that topic. I think SWilson was not too pleased with something I said as well. It's through Napster that I discovered/ first heard Van der Graaf Generator, Gentle Giant, and many others. I didn't download full albums, but I downloaded many songs back then. Later I bought many album that those songs were off. Ethically to me, it wasn't really different from streaming youtube music these days, and it was not illegal by Canadian law to download music off Napster (but it was to share your music).

As for any malaise, not on my part, but my funny bone is feeling a bit limp and needs some tickling.

I did rather like this silly story I wrote recently in one of the threads:

In 1939 [Glam der Graaf Generator with Peter Glammill] was the opening act for Ham der Graaf Generator (of H to He Who Ham the Only One and Pork Hearts fame) with Porky Hammill and Hugh Bacon.

Ham der Graaf Generator is notorious for an incident when one of their props, a huge inflatable pig floating near Battersea Power Station, became unmoored and collided with a Graf Zeppelin carrying important German dignitaries, including Reichsführer Heinrich Hammler, in early September of 1939, which in turn collided with a Lead Zeppelin carrying a Bavarian folk music band (that band had had hits with "Whole Lotta Liebe" and "Over The Hills und Heil Hitler"). Despite the Lead Zeppelin sinking like, well, like a lead balloon, the occupants survived, but were left feeling very dazed and confused. This porcine mishap led to a long and protracted war as well as an epic battle of the bands.

Van der Graaf Generator may have been inspired by this historical incident, as well as some other bands perhaps.

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