Mixed Nuts

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I was lying in bed listening to my Kid Creole & the COCONUTS album, which I picked up for PEANUTS from a charity shop. I needed to give my gorgeous Brazilian girlfriend, Hazel, a call. She drives the guys in BRAZIL NUTS with her lovely ALMOND eyes and lustrous CHESTNUT brown hair. Her father is a KERNEL in the Brazilian air force and she has a cute little PECANese dog. She's studying astronomy on a long-terM ACADAMIA course at university. Her speciality is the study of BETELgeuse, the largest star in our Milky Way galaxy. I'm going to visit IKEA soon to buy some WALNUT furniture, where they'll no doubt ask me if I'm paying by CASHEW cheque. Hazel & I are planning to watch our favourite comedy, ACORN Antiques, together later on DVD while we devour some delicious PISTACHIO ice cream. I'll probably tease her about her Brazilian accent again, which drives HAZEL-NUTS! 

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Psychedelic Paul Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: September 16 2019 Location: Nottingham, U.K Status: Online Points: 40109	Post Options Post Reply Quote Psychedelic Paul Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Mixed Nuts Posted: September 24 2019 at 06:48
	I was lying in bed listening to my Kid Creole & the COCONUTS album, which I picked up for PEANUTS from a charity shop. I needed to give my gorgeous Brazilian girlfriend, Hazel, a call. She drives the guys in BRAZIL NUTS with her lovely ALMOND eyes and lustrous CHESTNUT brown hair. Her father is a KERNEL in the Brazilian air force and she has a cute little PECANese dog. She's studying astronomy on a long-terM ACADAMIA course at university. Her speciality is the study of BETELgeuse, the largest star in our Milky Way galaxy. I'm going to visit IKEA soon to buy some WALNUT furniture, where they'll no doubt ask me if I'm paying by CASHEW cheque. Hazel & I are planning to watch our favourite comedy, ACORN Antiques, together later on DVD while we devour some delicious PISTACHIO ice cream. I'll probably tease her about her Brazilian accent again, which drives HAZEL-NUTS!