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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote HackettFan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 14 2019 at 22:28
In this moment I am a bringer of propylene to the poor.
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In this moment I am starting to get a hard on reading about death rituals for southeast Asian tribes. 
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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In this moment I am an unavailable blurb for a word-scheduled neighborhood.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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In this moment I am the walking man in a film where everyone is running 
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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In this moment I am the social pain your Tylenol relieved.
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In this moment I am roadwork that is continuing indefinitely in all directions 
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In this moment I am risking starvation.
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In this moment I am thinking about using the fork as a proctology device 
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In this moment I am full ... as full as a stuffed pepper, baked with fresh mint and covered with Romano cheese and sitting in a sauce made from sugar, tomato sauce and olive oil ... or something like that.


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In this moment I am using a condom as a hand gun. 
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In this moment I am putting too much shredded cheese into my toilet tank.
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this car smells like cartilage
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In this moment I am your favorite internet radio show streaming a song you hate
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In this moment I am spreading mayonnaise with a butter knife on a fence that is three miles long.
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In this moment I am taking the gun and moving it to the center table 
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In this moment I am a stray movement down around behind the monument to the intangible dreams and sorrows of the people who owe their penchant for tap dancing to extraterrestrial DNA.


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In this moment I am a lost dog sniffing around a pile of burnt corpses 
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In this moment I am bartering for a bowl of cinnamon squares.
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In this moment I am an infection that is spreading into your lungs 
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In this moment I am wiping my ass on your living room carpet.
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In this moment I am a fool that is thinking of using cornmeal as gasoline 
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