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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 10 2018 at 07:55
In this moment I became aware that my stomach has its own search engine.
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In this moment I am the god you are praying to 
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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In this moment I'm the gay trans sex-positive poly atheist anticapitalist antifascist podcasting social justice warrior your parents warned you about.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 11 2018 at 15:56
In this moment I am taking off the shoes I was wearing when you came down to see if I had the rest of the toaster cakes 
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In this moment I'm successfully uninstalled.
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In this moment I am a malfunction cable attached to a bass guitar in a german rock group's reunion performance 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 18 2018 at 10:26
In this moment I am the intuitive seed of the saucerless trapped in a faucet without further instructions.
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In this moment I am three out of place eyebrow hairs 
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In this moment I am pinging the IP addresses of the moon.
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In this moment I am the closely approaching expiration date on the last gallon of milk in the supermarket 
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In this moment I am a hatwrapper exception.
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In this moment I am the dog head floating at the bottom of your swimming pool 
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In this moment I am climbing through my brain like a lake with bicycle gears.
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In this moment I am the written apology you will have to leave your secretary after tonight's activities are done 
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In this moment I am the first toilet that makes coffee in North America.
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In this moment I am the feeling of loss after a potentially game winning field goal goes wide left 
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In this moment I'm being systematically eradicated.
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In this moment I am one of several paragraphs that have escaped a report about cathedral architecture.
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In this moment I am a pool of toxins gathering around the ankles of fragile beings 
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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In this moment I'm a flesh-eating STD.
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