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Man With Hat
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one of the best things I saw...was one time sitting in traffic on a highway. It was a four lane highway with the rightmost lane veering off as an exit. Anyway, the traffic was basically at a standstill in the three left lanes with the exit lane being more or less open with the occasional car going down. We would sit for long periods of time, then we would move about 5 feet, and wait again. So as this was happening, some guy on his bike was riding up the highway (going in the reverse direction of traffic) in the right most lane when all of a sudden, wham, he is hit by a car. Now the car wasn't going very fast but he still was obviously knocked off the bike and was thrown backwards a fair amount. He was fine, he just got up and continued riding up the highway the wrong way. It was pretty funny. so I guess my point is...have another omelet.
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twseel
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why would you ride up a highway...
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Vompatti
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Our reptilian overlords have ruled the flat earth since the beginning of time and use vaccines to make us believe that the moon landings cause autism.
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Man With Hat
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I don't know. I guess he really wanted to go to one of the stores just up the way. Or...humans are stupid.
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Ah yes. 80 pages of nonsense so must be a shred room. I never was into these rooms. Carry on you shredders.
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Icarium
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hie AtomicRush, how are you
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twseel
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Vompatti
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tons of activities tonight!
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HemispheresOfXanadu
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Went to staff cursemas party yesternight. Weren't many activities though.
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@ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak.
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twseel
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what's cursemas?
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progaardvark
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A lot of things happen on the berm.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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HemispheresOfXanadu
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Christmas
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Man With Hat
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^ a pagan holiday celebrating a virgin birth in the desert with many hams and shiny things
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Queen By-Tor
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Said to have taken place in spring but moved to winter for to give the humans some manner of cheer while inhabiting the cold. |
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Man With Hat
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People don't like the cold because it reminds them of everlasting death.
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HemispheresOfXanadu
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Amazing what can follow when you're just trying to convince your neighbors that your wife didn't cheat on you. It starts by blaming it on god, then you're rigging mirrors to shine light at their heads, then you're raising your kid to thinks he's gods son, then you're getting someone who looks like your son to dress up like him for a day after he's crucified.
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Polymorphia
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How parsimonious.
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Man With Hat
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I hope I;m not the only one to find the crucifix sexy.
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twseel
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isn't the cross the ideal male shape?
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Man With Hat
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I prefer just a phallus for the ideal male shape
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