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Icarium
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Topic: Sneeze, atshooo! Posted: July 12 2017 at 14:28 |
Sneezing is passion, sneezing is life, sneezing is messy or even a litle fake, bo matter which we all do it; so feel the liberty to express yor art of sneezing and don't be shy.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407 |
Posted: July 12 2017 at 15:18 |
Fountain, closely followed by loud.
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AZF
Forum Senior Member Joined: January 17 2012 Location: Wirral Status: Offline Points: 1079 |
Posted: July 12 2017 at 15:42 |
CHOOO!!! Then some swearing.
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Cosmiclawnmower
Forum Senior Member Joined: August 09 2010 Location: West Country,UK Status: Offline Points: 3689 |
Posted: July 12 2017 at 16:07 |
cough bark cough bark squeak wheeze wheeze.. aaaccchhooooooo.. bleurghh... snort,, sniffle. I'm a bit dramatic in my chest/ nasal ablutions.... particularly first thing in the morning..
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someone_else
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: May 02 2008 Location: Going Bananas Status: Offline Points: 24329 |
Posted: July 13 2017 at 01:59 |
Loud, sometimes blowing a "sh*t!" out of it.
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SteveG
Forum Senior Member Joined: April 11 2014 Location: Kyiv In Spirit Status: Offline Points: 20609 |
Posted: July 13 2017 at 04:27 |
Three loud blasts that jar my brain.
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Guldbamsen
Special Collaborator Retired Admin Joined: January 22 2009 Location: Magic Theatre Status: Offline Points: 23104 |
Posted: July 13 2017 at 04:47 |
I sneeze loudly and I love it. Sorta like this orgasm for the nose - or similarly scratching an itch no fingernail can scratch. I really don't get the people who suppress them and end up sounding like some lame Star Wars laser gun: 'p-tsciuow'.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams |
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ALotOfBottle
Prog Reviewer Joined: February 17 2016 Location: Lublin, Poland Status: Offline Points: 1990 |
Posted: July 13 2017 at 04:58 |
Like this
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progaardvark
Collaborator Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 51135 |
Posted: July 13 2017 at 06:32 |
Mine are always accompanied by farts.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166178 |
Posted: July 13 2017 at 10:24 |
I'd love to be a fountain
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Guldbamsen
Special Collaborator Retired Admin Joined: January 22 2009 Location: Magic Theatre Status: Offline Points: 23104 |
Posted: July 13 2017 at 10:38 |
You are Phil. A fountain of joy.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams |
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dr wu23
Forum Senior Member Joined: August 22 2010 Location: Indiana Status: Offline Points: 20625 |
Posted: July 13 2017 at 12:16 |
me too
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Mascodagama
Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 30 2006 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 5111 |
Posted: July 13 2017 at 13:08 |
Mine are sudden and explosive, no warnings. Have been known to scare the crap out of people, which for some reason always makes me feel rather proud. I think if I tried to stifle one my eyes would fly out and land in the gutter, or I'd at least have a brain haemorrhage.
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Cosmiclawnmower
Forum Senior Member Joined: August 09 2010 Location: West Country,UK Status: Offline Points: 3689 |
Posted: July 13 2017 at 15:26 |
yeah.. the fart thing.. Coughs usually accompanied by.. is it the coughs and sneezes that get more dramatic or the muscles at the other end get slacker??
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Cosmiclawnmower
Forum Senior Member Joined: August 09 2010 Location: West Country,UK Status: Offline Points: 3689 |
Posted: July 13 2017 at 15:27 |
coughs and sneezles spread diseasals...
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Stool Man
Forum Senior Member Joined: January 30 2007 Location: Anti-Cool (anag Status: Offline Points: 2689 |
Posted: July 13 2017 at 15:38 |
Loud, and always multiple sneezes. In my 54 years I can count the times I've only had a single sneeze on the fingers of one hand.
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rotten hound of the burnie crew
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