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Vompatti 
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 Posted: May 23 2017 at 04:17 |
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In this moment I am an isolated incident.
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Posted: May 23 2017 at 06:35 |
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In this moment I am impervious to your hapless ruse.
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 23 2017 at 06:46 |
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In this moment I am another damned panic preparing for combat against a box of bouncing balls.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 23 2017 at 07:39 |
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In this moment I am a threaded eyebrow in Duluth.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 23 2017 at 10:19 |
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In this moment I am suspicious of toilets that flush themselves.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 23 2017 at 10:27 |
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In this moment I am 600 sq miles of Alaska that is currently being ravaged for oil
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Posted: May 24 2017 at 07:28 |
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In this moment I am adding unnécessary accènts to my letters.
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 24 2017 at 09:29 |
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In this moment I am the droplet of dew on your car windshield that makes it impossible to see
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 24 2017 at 10:18 |
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In this moment I am an esoteric questionnaire designed to partition highway on-ramps.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 24 2017 at 10:31 |
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In this moment I am a curried stew waiting to be dropped on the lap of an important businessman.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Posted: May 24 2017 at 15:42 |
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In this moment I am a man who has spent the past 2 hours sitting outside a stranger's house in his poorly-parked pickup truck.
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 24 2017 at 17:12 |
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In this moment I am turning the page on something iconic.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Posted: May 24 2017 at 19:05 |
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In this moment I am a scumbag reporter who started a Willie Nelson death hoax.
Edited by Magnum Vaeltaja - May 24 2017 at 19:06 |
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 24 2017 at 19:42 |
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In this moment I am an alcoholic abortion doctor.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 25 2017 at 05:59 |
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In this moment I'm researching the use of asparagus as a date rape drug.
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Posted: May 25 2017 at 06:13 |
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In this moment I am an asparagus farmer who has seen a slight but non-negligible increase in revenues.
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 25 2017 at 10:02 |
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In this moment I am the newest edition of an online avant-garde magazine.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 28 2017 at 04:14 |
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In this moment I'm over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 28 2017 at 11:11 |
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In this moment I am turning around and making a rude gesture towards the uneducated.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 29 2017 at 14:04 |
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In this moment I'm long like a cucumber and hairy and scary like a bush.
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