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Man With Hat 
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Joined: March 12 2005
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 Posted: March 21 2017 at 15:32 |
 Vompatti wrote:
Its tiny body can make you a quality life
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women never come with such a statement  |
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Icarium
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Location: Tigerstaden
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Posted: March 21 2017 at 11:50 |
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Yesterday was very sad day, our dog had hes last day and was laid to rest in the eternal slumber, and is relieved of a life engulfed in dementia and blindness.
Edited by Icarium - March 21 2017 at 11:51
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twseel
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Joined: December 15 2012
Location: abroad
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Points: 22767
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Posted: March 21 2017 at 11:41 |
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Looks neat, what's the cost, good sir?
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
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Posted: March 21 2017 at 02:55 |
Hi Sir/Madam
How are you?
Pls kindly allow me to introduce our latest product Magic Lamp to you. This innovative new product is combined with 2 parts (Power Bank + LED Lamp) which makes it a multi-purpose product. Which means you buy one product can get the below products:
1. 6000MAh (label marked 8000mah) Power Bank 2. Wireless Night Lamp 3. Wireless Reading Lamp 4. Wall Lamp (Needs to connect to an extra USB power Plug)
Its tiny body can make you a quality life
And 3 colors available now
So what are you waiting for? Pls feel free to contact me for the details if you have interest. The samples are available for selling now!
Best regards
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 20 2017 at 23:25 |
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Joined: July 01 2015
Location: Out East
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Points: 6777
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Posted: March 20 2017 at 22:19 |
Man With Hat wrote:
rushfan4 wrote:
Is that how one gets genital warts? Or does that only occur with toads?
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vibrations can never cause warts. learn your science man |
Vibrationologist here - this man speaks the truth.
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: March 20 2017 at 19:46 |
rushfan4 wrote:
Is that how one gets genital warts? Or does that only occur with toads?
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vibrations can never cause warts. learn your science man
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 20 2017 at 19:45 |
Vompatti wrote:
;O
i woudlnd';t mind picking up ur penile vibrations if yuoou knwow what i mean :łO |
I wish more Finnish people were as excited about my penis as you are. 
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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rushfan4
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Joined: May 22 2007
Location: Michigan, U.S.
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Points: 66262
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Posted: March 20 2017 at 19:20 |
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That's likely to piss an interviewer off.
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
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Points: 67407
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Posted: March 20 2017 at 19:17 |
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oops
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Polymorphia
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Joined: November 06 2012
Location: here
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Points: 8856
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Posted: March 20 2017 at 19:15 |
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maybe so but the fact still remains that you turned in your job application covered in urine
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 20 2017 at 18:57 |
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i cut my owbn hair k
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rushfan4
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Joined: May 22 2007
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Posted: March 20 2017 at 18:56 |
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I've never gotten a perm either.
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 20 2017 at 18:52 |
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I wouldn't know, I'm a permavirgin.
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rushfan4
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Joined: May 22 2007
Location: Michigan, U.S.
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Posted: March 20 2017 at 18:50 |
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Is that how one gets genital warts? Or does that only occur with toads?
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
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Posted: March 20 2017 at 18:34 |
;O
i woudlnd';t mind picking up ur penile vibrations if yuoou knwow what i mean :łO
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
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Posted: March 20 2017 at 18:25 |
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frogs can pick up my penile vibrations
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
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Posted: March 20 2017 at 18:06 |
if there were more happy frogs, the world would be a better place
but it'ß difficulat to tell when a frotg is happy beucause few humans can communicagte with frogs
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166178
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Posted: March 20 2017 at 17:31 |
rushfan4 wrote:
Sad frogs are much more likely to croak than happy frogs.
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sadness hurts everyone
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
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Posted: March 20 2017 at 17:30 |
sad reacts only 
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