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   1. My smile creeps people out
2. I know how to tie my shoes in 2 different ways
3. I can see through walls as long as there's a window to look through
4. I can almost do a 180 on a pogo stick
5. I have read a raining total of 4 books in my lifetime

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A_Flower Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: April 18 2015 Location: 2112 Status: Offline Points: 1199	Post Options Post Reply Quote A_Flower Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: August 03 2015 at 18:00
	1. My smile creeps people out 2. I know how to tie my shoes in 2 different ways 3. I can see through walls as long as there's a window to look through 4. I can almost do a 180 on a pogo stick 5. I have read a raining total of 4 books in my lifetime

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407	Post Options Post Reply Quote Vompatti Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: August 08 2015 at 07:15
	^ in.

Rosscoe Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Groupie Joined: June 29 2015 Location: Huddersfield Status: Offline Points: 43	Post Options Post Reply Quote Rosscoe Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: August 11 2015 at 07:11
	1) I can play the saxophone in five different languages 2) I am descended from the man who discovered Ipswich 3) I can bend milk using only the power of my aura 4) I can calculate pie to 12 equal slices 5) I am a Bolid Vunce

JD Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 07 2009 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 18446	Post Options Post Reply Quote JD Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: August 11 2015 at 20:59
	1 - I can play my vinyl collection on my sharpened pinky fingernail 2 - I can pull a nose hair out without shedding a tear 3 - I am the last living descendant of the man that invented oxygen and all it's popular uses 4 - I can walk backwards in the dark with my eyes closed 5 - I am fluent in many techniques Edited by JD - August 12 2015 at 20:57
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Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407	Post Options Post Reply Quote Vompatti Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: August 12 2015 at 04:07
	^^ ^ your applications have been approved.

JD Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 07 2009 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 18446	Post Options Post Reply Quote JD Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: August 12 2015 at 20:55
	When will my secret decoder ring arrive in the mail?? Can I start to mentor my son on his journey to apply for his membership?
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Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166178	Post Options Post Reply Quote Man With Hat Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: August 12 2015 at 21:32
	^ No, but if you're lucky some bull penis and brandy might.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

JD Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 07 2009 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 18446	Post Options Post Reply Quote JD Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: August 13 2015 at 18:22
	Excellent!! I'll check my mail regularly.
	Thank you for supporting independently produced music

DDPascalDD Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 06 2015 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 856	Post Options Post Reply Quote DDPascalDD Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: August 19 2015 at 05:20
	1. I can count like no-one can 5. that's enough
	New album! "A Moment of Thought"

Disparate Times Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: July 12 2015 Location: Rust belt Status: Offline Points: 261	Post Options Post Reply Quote Disparate Times Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: August 20 2015 at 23:15
	^You may be too young for this, of coarse if you recount the years you've been alive you may qualify

Otto9999 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Groupie Joined: September 02 2015 Location: Anywhere Status: Offline Points: 88	Post Options Post Reply Quote Otto9999 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: October 21 2015 at 19:37
	Removed due to PA's deliberated act of deleting threads as alleged featuring negative behaviour posts towards others. Edited by Otto9999 - October 31 2015 at 11:18

HemispheresOfXanadu Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: June 28 2012 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4339	Post Options Post Reply Quote HemispheresOfXanadu Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: February 24 2017 at 22:40
	1. Give me a Cuban (cigar) and I'll reroll it into 4 cigarettes. (Lasts longer obviously) 2. Otto only fooled me for two years 3. I can block a whole aisle in Walmart with nothing but a shopping cart and myself 4. I can talk really fast when I expect peoplewon'tlistenbecauseIusesuchhugenormouswords 5. I'd like to thank the academy
	@ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166178	Post Options Post Reply Quote Man With Hat Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: February 24 2017 at 23:18
	^ in like gin
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166178	Post Options Post Reply Quote Man With Hat Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: February 25 2017 at 13:50
	I love all you bull penis eating b*****ds
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407	Post Options Post Reply Quote Vompatti Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: February 25 2017 at 17:35
	sametbh

HemispheresOfXanadu Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: June 28 2012 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4339	Post Options Post Reply Quote HemispheresOfXanadu Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: February 26 2017 at 12:26
	Thx and ditto. And thx, the academy. Edited by HemispheresOfXanadu - February 26 2017 at 12:27
	@ProgFollower on Twitter. Tweet me muzak.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166178	Post Options Post Reply Quote Man With Hat Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: February 26 2017 at 13:11
	The only question is, where is out fearless leader Atomic Rooster.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Magnum Vaeltaja Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 01 2015 Location: Out East Status: Offline Points: 6777	Post Options Post Reply Quote Magnum Vaeltaja Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: February 26 2017 at 21:50
	1. I can cook Minute Rice in 53 seconds 2. I yelled at the Prime Minister to play Free Bird 3. I won at monopoly and I wasn't even playing as the race car 4. I've done a burnout on a ride-on lawn mower 5. I once got out of a speeding ticket by dropping a dollar at the officer's feet and saying "oops"
	when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166178	Post Options Post Reply Quote Man With Hat Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: February 26 2017 at 22:03
	^ after careful consideration, you are permitted to enter.
	Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.

Magnum Vaeltaja Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 01 2015 Location: Out East Status: Offline Points: 6777	Post Options Post Reply Quote Magnum Vaeltaja Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: February 26 2017 at 23:06
	^ Praise be to thou, Hatted Man Glory to our grand poobah, Atomic Rooster.
	when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents