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Mascodagama View Drop Down

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Posted: January 15 2017 at 15:11

^ Goldilocks & the Three Showers

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Posted: January 15 2017 at 15:21

Mascodagama wrote:

^ Goldilocks & the Three Showers

Lol, it's gonna take some time for Trump to recover from that..... piece of performance art..... LOL

Classical music isn't dead, it's more alive than it's ever been. It's just not on MTV.

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Posted: January 15 2017 at 15:36

Mascodagama wrote:

^ Goldilocks & the Three Showers

"Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes"
and I need the knits, the double knits!

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Posted: January 15 2017 at 15:42

Originally posted by EddieRUKiddingVarese

EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:

Thatfabulousalien wrote:

Tillerman88 wrote:

Thatfabulousalien wrote:

Tillerman88 wrote:

Prog Rock Forum Moderador LOL

Even better, a classical music forum moderator Ouch

Well, when we are all dead music will be made 'classical' by other fabulous alien people LOL

Yeah, well we've already sent down disguised aliens like Elvis, Stockhausen, Magma, Chrome Hoof and Gwar, but you humans seem to be flocking to their shows for entertainment instead of education Angry

Anything in the present is 2 centuries old on my planet, it's confusing LOL

What would be Trump's Prog band name?????

The Pussy Grabbers or the Chick Pee Drinkers??

Nah , The Avant Ass Kicker

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Posted: January 15 2017 at 15:46

Maybe even the The Avant Ass Licker the AAL

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Posted: January 15 2017 at 15:51

I doubt Trump even knows what avant garde is or even know what convectional music sounds like

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Posted: January 15 2017 at 17:00

Donald Trump needs to get a real job

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Posted: January 15 2017 at 18:06

Its he Putin's Lap Dog - thats his job.............

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Posted: January 16 2017 at 12:09

It amazes me that 8 people actually think he's 'suited' to be President of the US. Really....? Suited...?

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Posted: January 16 2017 at 13:25

dr wu23 wrote:

It amazes me that 8 people actually think he's 'suited' to be President of the US. Really....? Suited...?

But it does not say President of what hey............. President of a sewage farm maybe, plenty of piss there for him to enjoy!

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Posted: January 16 2017 at 17:56

I think he's set. Can sit back and vaca in Scotland while his cabinet does all the work and he signs his name to it, (the first rubber stamp President?) and never has to worry about crashing his businesses or anything like that. He is now set for life: A damn generous pension till he dies, not to mention all the book deals and paid speeches he can handle.

Hell he doesn't even need to make foreign policy decisions! Putin has that all taken care of.

He's got the best gig ever for himself.

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Posted: January 16 2017 at 18:02

Maybe we should call him HWSRN Lord Voldetrump Wink

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Posted: January 16 2017 at 18:04

Donald Trump & The Ass Lickers World Tour starting February 2017 tickets selling at the door, don't miss it

Edited by Thatfabulousalien - January 16 2017 at 18:04

Classical music isn't dead, it's more alive than it's ever been. It's just not on MTV.

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Posted: January 16 2017 at 22:51

They could do a Rock Opera based on the "Donald Trump & The Ass Lickers World Tour"

What would it be called?

I'd go for "Donny" the deaf, dumb and blind President

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Posted: January 16 2017 at 23:53

EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:

They could do a Rock Opera based on the "Donald Trump & The Ass Lickers World Tour"

What would it be called?

I'd go for "Donny" the deaf, dumb and blind President

No, even better. A musical Wink

featuring sh*t songs such as:

"Money Laundering for fun"

"Daddy help me I'm broke"

"The hooker refused"

And the family favorite "Putin's Bitch"

On world tour, don't miss. All funds go to building that goddamn wall Angry

Edited by Thatfabulousalien - January 16 2017 at 23:54

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Posted: January 17 2017 at 15:23

I've just seen in the news that after almost 150 years touring around and make countless families happy, the Barnum Circus ceased to exist.

And I thought: poor dear American friends Crying or Very sad

But then ... I was relieved by thinking: well, anyway they have Trump Smile

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Posted: January 17 2017 at 16:10

dr wu23 wrote:

It amazes me that 8 people actually think he's 'suited' to be President of the US. Really....? Suited...?

since when did like liking prog become the same as meaning one is enlightened, thoughtful, or generally educated LOL

A lot of people are responsible for this... forthcoming national nightmare/embarrassment.....and yeah.. some reside here

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Posted: January 17 2017 at 16:44

Maybe we could rewrite Zappa's Bobby Brown into Donny Trump

Hey there, people, I'm Donny Trump
and you can kiss my Rump
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp 'n' I'm actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later I'll rape her
Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a handsome son of a -----
I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich

(Get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)

So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me 'n' a friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a little golden shower

Didn't take much changing Tongue

Edited by EddieRUKiddingVarese - January 17 2017 at 16:45

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Posted: January 17 2017 at 18:04

We've got Trump's inauguration song:

Because this version is way better Clap

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Posted: January 17 2017 at 18:14

Way cool

Edited by EddieRUKiddingVarese - January 17 2017 at 18:16

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Poll Question: What career is Trump best suited to
Poll Choice	Votes	Poll Statistics
Janitor	0	[0.00%]
Reality TV Star	1	[3.03%]
CEO (of his own company)	0	[0.00%]
President	9	[27.27%]
Kindergarten Committee Member	1	[3.03%]
Hobo	1	[3.03%]
TV Shock Jock	0	[0.00%]
Use Car Salesman	6	[18.18%]
Real Estate	0	[0.00%]
Door to Door Salesman	3	[9.09%]
Dictator	0	[0.00%]
Russian Arse Licker	8	[24.24%]
Other	4	[12.12%]
This topic is closed, no new votes accepted