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Poll Question: What career is Trump best suited to
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Q What is Donald Trumps Favorite Hotel 

A Watergate
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Uhm so I've heard about the stripper thing but what was the 'he's a spy' thing? Seems more likely to me that Putin would just manipulate him into telling him stuff.
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Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:

Uhm so I've heard about the stripper thing but what was the 'he's a spy' thing? Seems more likely to me that Putin would just manipulate him into telling him stuff.

I hear Watergate is good for Watersports..................
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Originally posted by The T The T wrote:

He would be a great corpse.

Except he would probably turn black and bloat with a horrible stench, as was attributed to the corpse of Alexander VI, the Borgia Pope.
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NIXON: No way can you pull off a more scandal-ridden presidency than I did. 

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I try hard not to jump into the wagon, but I can't refrain myself for suggesting: "Urologist"...

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Enjoy the wide range of water sports available at the Trump Resort in Miami: sailing, swimming, windsurfing, and so much more!

www.trumpmiami.com/experience/watersports
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Points: 24294 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 13 2017 at 06:05
Originally posted by The Dark Elf The Dark Elf wrote:

Originally posted by The T The T wrote:

He would be a great corpse.

Except he would probably turn black and bloat with a horrible stench, as was attributed to the corpse of Alexander VI, the Borgia Pope.

He is not the only one. There are some more distasteful stories to be to be told about deceased popes from Formosus (late IXth century) to Paul VI (1963-78). If he would be a great corpse, the Holy See might be a fitting career advice.

I voted for POTUS, just because of all the biases that go with that function. Give the Donald a chance. Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize before he could profile himself as president and president-elect Donald Trump should pursue another career even before his inauguration.

Admitted, I was too keen on voting as well. Maybe he should be Pope. There have been more people who ascended the Holy See in their seventies, including Frankie.



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Originally posted by micky micky wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Would you believe me if I told you you cucks deserve to have your country f**ked up by him? Stern Smile

yes, and it is where a good many of us live right now.  What can you do when people don't think before they vote, and more curiously, can't be bothered to even vote based on their own self interests. Oh well... 8 years memory is too much to expect Americans to have I suppose LOL
Well, I still think there was a voter fraud ... unless that is what you meant in this otherwise sarcastic comment. 

And that's what really chaps my ass: how can people go and vote and then, when things don't work out in their favor, blame it on voter fraud? Pick a team and play. 




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Used car salesman, since I've already called him that many times.
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