Have you ever had sex with a communist?

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   I've never had sex with anyone let alone someone of the far-left.

Poll Question: ?
Poll Choice	Votes	Poll Statistics
yes	3	[37.50%]
no	4	[50.00%]
no but they were a socialist/stalinist/lived on commune/etc	1	[12.50%]
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Ozark Soundscape Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 20 2014 Location: not here Status: Offline Points: 2360	Topic: Have you ever had sex with a communist? Posted: November 27 2016 at 20:20
	I've never had sex with anyone let alone someone of the far-left.

Vompatti Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67448	Posted: November 27 2016 at 20:34
	assuming self-rape doesn't count, no.

Atavachron Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65587	Posted: November 27 2016 at 22:47
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Upbeat Tango Monday Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: April 10 2015 Location: Buenos Aires Status: Offline Points: 1189	Posted: November 27 2016 at 22:52
	Hell no! I only have sex with hot and clever girls.
	Two random guys agreed to shake hands. Just Because. They felt like it, you know. It was an agreement of sorts...a random agreement.

Man With Hat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183	Posted: November 27 2016 at 22:55
	yes, I masturbate often.
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JD Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 07 2009 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 18446	Posted: December 01 2016 at 17:42
	Sure ! I mean...she was red, but that could have just been rug burn.
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infocat Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: June 10 2011 Location: Colorado, USA Status: Offline Points: 4671	Posted: December 01 2016 at 19:34
	No, but I did have a Cuban sandwich today.
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zappaholic Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: March 24 2006 Location: flyover country Status: Offline Points: 2822	Posted: December 02 2016 at 04:37
	I had sex with a Canadian. I'm told that counts.
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JD Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: February 07 2009 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 18446	Posted: December 02 2016 at 07:53
	^only if they are Liberals
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Guldbamsen Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Retired Admin Joined: January 22 2009 Location: Magic Theatre Status: Offline Points: 23104	Posted: December 02 2016 at 08:11
	I only bang biologists from Suriname.
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siLLy puPPy Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator PSIKE, JRF/Canterbury, P Metal, Eclectic Joined: October 05 2013 Location: SFcaUsA Status: Offline Points: 15342	Posted: December 02 2016 at 08:40
	no, but i played sax with a columnist

CPicard Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 03 2008 Location: Là, sui monti. Status: Offline Points: 10841	Posted: December 04 2016 at 13:07
	I did have a communist girlfriend back in the times, when I was a student: we had strong arguments about auto-gestion or about the method to infiltrate the cultural avant-garde to instill subversive messages, but we finally broke with each other after she suggested we should try orgies because it was a "collective action". Luckily, I found someone with more traditionnal views about relationships, who enjoys "rom-coms".

dr wu23 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: August 22 2010 Location: Indiana Status: Online Points: 20654	Posted: December 04 2016 at 13:12
	This should probably be in the running for most ridiculous thread.
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Pastmaster Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: January 23 2015 Location: Spiderwood Farm Status: Offline Points: 1774	Posted: December 04 2016 at 21:32
	No, but I was close. As soon as I showed her the "11th best song from Genesis's Lamb Lies Down on Broadway" poll on PA, she told me to never contact her ever again and ran away. this is a joke btw. Edited by Pastmaster - December 05 2016 at 00:37