Kinesis

here is a wider list of kinesises

Would have been very tempted to go with lactokinesis had it made your list,...



...but instead I'll go with telekinesis -- the power to move telephones with your mind (does it work with televisions too?)

I'd call myself The Televangelist.

Edited by Logan - August 09 2016 at 00:02

Yep, I like etymology too. Regarding tele, they're all over a distance. Television is about transmitting visuals and sound over a distance to a device/ receiver (a television set), telephones are basically about transferring sounds over a distance to a receiver, and telekinesis is about moving things at a distance by using mental or spiritual power.

Incidentally, like many, I've always wished that I could have some kind of special power, and spent fruitless hours as a kid trying to will objects to move with the power of my mind. I concentrated and pushed so hard that the strain resulted in me moving an object with the power of my behind as I vaguely recall.

Teleplagatrollkenisis - the ability to slap an internet troll about the head from a distance.

Do you think it could?

I petrify at the first sign of trouble. Petrokinesis: the ability to turn people into stone from a distance when they tell you that you're having a bad hair day.