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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 10 2016 at 01:25
In this moment I am the lost sensation in an elderly woman's left arm.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 10 2016 at 11:18
In this moment I am that bubble of gas that won't leave your intestines no matter how hard you strain.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
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this car smells like cartilage
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 10 2016 at 13:48
In this moment I am the seed in a seedless grape.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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In this moment I am aged in an oak barrel.
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In this moment I am the last thought in the mind of an Alzheimer's patient.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 11 2016 at 07:50
In this moment I am the only Martian that knows the answer on Final Jeopardy.
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In this moment I am the third day of sleep in a week.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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In this moment I feel like an unnamed bag of plastic forks.
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In this moment I am a horny drunk.
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In this moment I am a raging herd of diaereses coming over the hill.
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In this moment I am a slowly unraveling woolen shirt.
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In this moment I am all the saltines of the solar system.
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In this moment I am a deep itch on a sweaty scrotum.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 13 2016 at 08:21
In this moment I am the crinkling noises coming from an empty plastic water bottle in a dog's mouth.
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In this moment I am a ball of centrifugal force.
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In this moment I am the remains of a Kit Kat bar in the stomach of Isabel Sanford.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 13 2016 at 14:00
In this moment I am two pairs of completely ruined pants.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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In this moment I'm an autistic weeaboo.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 14 2016 at 02:39
In this moment I am sitting in a pudding.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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In this moment I'm skating on roadblocks.
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