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Crunchclock bagdump.
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It makes for a successful goulash.
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Scream for God.

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I lay my own eggs.
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They brought me into the inner workings of the wagon plant, handed me an Algol handbook and a salt shaker, and told me to get to work.
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Fortunately for me, I have backup salivary glands in my coat pocket.
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P is a letter I can speak.
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Don't learn trigonometry!!!!
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This machinery doesn't look like it has been used in a long time.
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Careful with that loudly-screaming "overcompensation!" axe, Eugene. ...Maybe a strat instead?
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The sun is to nuclear annihilation as the longevity of Russian literature is to:

a) a plant that has a human face
b) sexual harassment in a small Georgian town 
c) a unit of time equal to 5.82 minutes
d) the Eurasian hornbill
e) drinking five cups of coffee prior to bowling a perfect game for the sixth time
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Flirt with a sandwich, get aroused.
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A third bowl of fruit loops, m'lady.
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Will there be there be garage sales on the space station?
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The penis was sliced exceptionally thin, which made it a great textual contrast.
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Grucho Marx was a grapefruit.
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I've lost the will to be inviting and cordial.
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Are all trains this filled with vomit?

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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

I've lost the will to be inviting and cordial.
What a cordial, inviting thing to say.   Not working out for you is it.
"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."   -- John F. Kennedy
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Interview with the Anus
"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought."   -- John F. Kennedy
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